Category: Security

Seriously? Another Crypto Scam. Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Right, listen up. Apparently, five numbskulls have been hauled in by Eurojust for a €100 million cryptocurrency investment fraud that stretched across twenty-three...

Supermicro's Shitty BMC, Again Seriously? *Again* With the Supermicro Bullshit Oh joy. More security holes in Supermicro Baseboard Management Controllers (BMCs). Because apparently, they just love leaving backdoors wide open for...

RainyDay, Turian & PlugX: Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. More Malware. Right, so some script kiddies – RainyDay and Turian, apparently – are being predictably pathetic with DLL search order hijacking. Basically, they're dropping...

Ugh. Another Crisis. Seriously? More Work For Everyone. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, the adults in charge *still* haven't figured out how to secure critical infrastructure. Shocking, I know. This article details how...

Ugh, Another "Cybersecurity is Hard" Piece Seriously? This Again. Right, so the FBI's apparently realized you don’t *need* a traditional cybersecurity background to be a CISO these days. Shocking. The article basically whines...

Seriously?! More Dumb Shit. You Idiots Left Your Docker Daemons OPEN? Seriously. Right, listen up, you bunch of security-challenged clowns. Apparently, a new DDoS botnet is running rampant because… wait for it… people are...

Seriously? Another Supply Chain Mess Oh, Joy. More Package Shenanigans. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, GitHub is *finally* noticing that the NPM ecosystem is a festering pit of compromised packages. Shocking, I tell...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Ugh. Another Security "Event" Summary Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap? Fine. Look, some people – and by “people” I mean security vendors desperately trying to sell you something – held a virtual event...

Ugh, Microsoft Again Seriously? Another Fucking Microsoft Mess Right, so listen up. Apparently, some dipshit(s) at Microsoft left a gaping hole in Entra ID – formerly Azure AD for those of you still clinging to the past –...