Category: Security

GITEX GLOBAL 2025 - A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) GITEX GLOBAL 2025: Oh Joy. Another Fucking Conference. Right, so some people are planning a tech show in Dubai next year – GITEX GLOBAL 2025. Apparently it’s...

Ugh. Another Android Mess. Seriously? *Another* Android Trojan? Right, listen up, you lot. Some clowns have managed to infect over 11,000 Android devices with a piece of malware called PlayPraetor. It's not even clever. They’re...

Seriously? Another Week, Another Pile of Sh*t Oh joy. It's Monday, and you know what that means: more security crap to deal with. Apparently, the internet is *still* a dumpster fire. This week’s ISC Stormcast – because who...

MitM? Seriously? Oh, *Now* You Care About Man-In-The-Middle Attacks? Right. So, after decades of ignoring basic security, people are finally asking about preventing Man-In-The-Middle (MitM) attacks. Fantastic timing. The article...

Seriously?! Another One? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Plague PAM. Right, listen up you lot. Some new piece of shit backdoor called "Plague" is going around, specifically targeting Linux systems that use Pluggable Authentication...

Shadow IT: A Summary (Because Apparently You People Can't Handle Real Systems) Oh, *Great*. More Problems. Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. This article – and frankly, the entire concept of “Shadow...

Seriously? Another One. Vietnamese Hackers. *Again*. Oh, joy. More script kiddies. Apparently, some Vietnamese "hackers" – and I use that term loosely, they're barely more than automated annoyances – are using a piece of...

Seriously? Another Week of Security Sh*tshow You Call This Progress?! (Weekly Security Recap - Ugh) Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need things spelled out for them. This week was a clusterf*ck, as usual. Some...

Seriously? Another One. Oh, Joy. Humanitarian Aid Groups Get Hacked. Right, so apparently the bleeding hearts over at Talos Intelligence decided someone *actually* needs help besides themselves. They've noticed that NGOs – you...

Ugh. Another Firewall Mess. Seriously? *Another* SonicWall Thing? Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. The Akira ransomware clowns are back at it, and they’re exploiting – or suggesting they're exploiting,...