Category: Security

Ugh, Another Security Article Seriously? Humans Are Still the Problem. Right, so some "experts" are flapping their gums about how to turn the biggest security hole in any organization – people – into a “strength.” Yeah,...

Oh, *Great*. More Fucking Chaos. Right, so some survey – because surveys are totally reliable – says nearly half the devs out there are now slapping together code with AI tools like GitHub Copilot and ChatGPT. Forty-two...

Ugh. Another 'Feature'. Seriously? A *Daily Trends Report*?! Oh joy. As if we don't have enough noise to sift through, SANS ISC is now blessing us with a "Daily Trends Report". Apparently, someone decided that summarizing what...

Seriously?! NVIDIA Screwed Up *Again* Oh, For F\*ck's Sake: NVIDIA Triton is a Mess Right. So, apparently, the geniuses over at NVIDIA left a whole heap of security holes gaping wide open in their Triton Inference Server. Like,...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? *This* is News? Right, so apparently the script kiddies and actual bad guys have discovered generative AI. Shocking. Absolutely fucking shocking. The article basically says threat actors...

Ugh, Another Acquisition Seriously? Darktrace Bought *Another* Company. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, Darktrace – those AI-powered detection wankers – have decided they weren’t bloated...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right. So, some clowns over at SANS are flapping their gums about a new round of vulnerabilities in…wait for it…Citrix ADC and NetScaler...

Ugh, Nvidia's Mess Again Seriously? *Another* Nvidia Screw-Up Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need things spelled out for them. Nvidia’s released a patch – surprise, surprise – for a critical vulnerability...

Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Fucking Grant Program. Right, so CISA and FEMA – yeah, those guys – are throwing a measly $100 million at local communities for cybersecurity. A hundred *million*. Like that's going to fix anything...

GITEX GLOBAL 2025 - A Summary (Because I Have To) GITEX GLOBAL 2025: Ugh. Another Trade Show. Right, so apparently there's this thing called GITEX GLOBAL happening again next year in Dubai. October 6-10, 2025. It’s a tech show....