Category: Security

TikTok: Still a Fucking Headache TikTok: Still a Fucking Headache Oh, joy. Another "solution" to the TikTok problem that isn't one. Apparently, Oracle and Walmart are trying to convince everyone this deal – where they *sort of*...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Seriously? Another One? RaccoonO365: Gone. Finally. (Don't Celebrate Yet) Oh, joy. Microsoft and Cloudflare took down 338 domains belonging to a phishing-as-a-service operation called RaccoonO365. Yeah, *another* one. Apparently,...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? This Again? Right, so some dipshit named Konsta Almenius – founder of the delightful little cesspool known as BreachForums – got another sentencing. Apparently, the first one wasn't long enough for...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? CTRL-Z DLL Hooking – You've Got to Be Fucking Kidding Me Right, so some chuckleheads are abusing the Windows "CTRL+Z" undo functionality. Apparently, if you can get a malicious DLL loaded into a...

Ugh, Another Hack Seriously? Scattered Spider's *Back*?! Right, so these chuckleheads calling themselves "Scattered Spider" – the ones who supposedly retired after causing a mess with MOVEit Transfer last year – are back at...

Ugh, Another Security Thing Seriously? You Still Need Help With This Shit? Alright, listen up, you lot. Cisco Talos is now offering a "retainer" service for incident response. Basically, if you're too incompetent to keep the bad...

AI Data Security? Seriously? Oh, *Now* You Care About AI Data Security? Right. So, after shoving all your sensitive data into these black boxes called "AI" without a second thought, people are finally realizing there might be...

Ugh, Another Malware Thing Seriously? Raven Stealer is Still a Problem. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, some piece of shit malware called "Raven Stealer" – original name, I know – is now hoovering up data from...

Ugh, Another Security "Guide" Seriously? More Bullshit About Being Secure Right, so some 'experts' are flapping their gums about how we’re all doomed thanks to quantum computing and then pathetically trying to reassure us AI...