Category: Security

Seriously? Another Week, Another Pile of Crap Oh joy. It's Friday, which means another ISC Stormcast summary because apparently *someone* has to tell you what’s going wrong with the internet. This week’s delightful roundup...

Seriously?! Another One... Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: AI-Generated Malware in NPM. Right, listen up you lot. Some idiot (or more likely, a bunch of 'em) managed to sneak a malicious npm package into the registry – called...

SIEMs Are Officially Toast (Probably) Seriously, SIEMs. Get Over It. Right, so apparently some "analysts" are noticing what the rest of us have known for *years*: Security Information and Event Management systems – SIEMs –...

Seriously?! Another Fucking OAuth Screwup Oh, For The Love Of… (Microsoft 365 Breaches - Again) Right, listen up. Some clowns are using a tool called "Tycoon Kit" – because apparently naming things after failed business...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Shade BIOS. *Another* Fucking Rootkit. Right, so some researchers found a way to install malware directly into the fucking BIOS – before the OS even loads. They're calling it "Shade." Like that makes...

Ugh, Another Certification Seriously? *Another* Cybersecurity Certification. Right, so ISC2 – you know, the people who already want your soul and a hefty chunk of change for their other certs – have decided that AI is...

Seriously? LLM Code is Shite. Oh, *Now* They’re Worried About the AI Code? Right. So, after everyone and their mother started shoving code spit out by Large Language Models (LLMs) into production without a second thought,...

Ugh. Another "Women in Tech" Piece Seriously? Still Talking About This Shit? Right, so apparently some people are still surprised the cybersecurity industry is a sausage fest. This article basically whines about how hard it is...

Ugh, Another One? Seriously? You Need a *Playbook* For This? Right, so some org got pwned – shocking. And now they need a "perfect playbook" to figure out why they got pwned instead of just… not getting pwned in the first...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right. So, apparently some clowns over at Microsoft are still shipping shit with holes in it. This time it's a whole heap of 'em –...