Category: Security

Ugh, Apple's Mess Again Seriously? *Another* Apple Zero-Day? Right, so listen up. Apparently, some fancy-pants spyware – they’re calling it “Pegasus” again, because originality is clearly dead – was using a zero-day in...

FileFix? More Like FailSafe for Disaster Seriously, People Still Fall For This Shit? Oh joy. Another phishing campaign. This one's called "FileFix" and it’s about as subtle as a brick through your server room window....

Ugh, Another One Seriously? More of *This* Shit Right, listen up. Some clowns are using a fake software update site – “FileFix” – to flog a new variant of the StealC malware. It's not even clever. They’ve bothered to...

Ugh, Another One. Seriously? This is Just Fantastic. A Self-Replicating Worm. Right, listen up, you lot. Because apparently some people *still* need to be told this shit. Some absolute genius (read: moron) let a self-replicating...

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: SlopAds Right, listen up you lot. Apparently some absolute morons calling themselves "SlopAds" have managed to shove their garbage into 224 Android apps. Two hundred and...

Seriously? Chaos Mesh is a Mess Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Chaos Mesh Is Broken. Again. Right, so some "security researchers" (read: people who actually bother to *look* at code) found a whole heap of problems in Chaos Mesh...

Ugh. Seriously? Why You Need MFA That Doesn't Suck - A Summary (Because Apparently People Still Fall For This Shit) Right, listen up you lot. Some "security expert" – and I use that term *very* loosely – is flapping their...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? Vane Viper and Fucking Ad Networks Right, listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Some chuckleheads calling themselves "Vane Viper" – original name, right? – are apparently using the...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Another* Supply Chain Attack. Right, so some chuckleheads have unleashed a self-replicating worm – they're calling it "Shai-hulud" because apparently naming malware after giant sandworms is clever...