Category: Security

Salesloft? More Like Failsoft. Seriously?! Salesloft Got Pwned. Again. Oh, joy. Another company thinking they're secure because... reasons. Apparently, Salesloft – you know, the sales engagement platform everyone and their...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

MostereRAT: Seriously? MostereRAT: Another Fucking Headache Oh joy. Another malware family. This one's called MostereRAT, because apparently naming things creatively is *hard*. It’s a Remote Access Trojan (RAT) that's been...

Seriously?! Oh, For the Love of… Right, so listen up. Apparently, some Republicans are throwing a *tantrum* because their goddamn emails are going to spam folders. Like, what a shocker. They're whining about "censorship"...

Seriously?! More NPM Bullshit Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Another NPM Package Disaster Right. So some goddamn script kiddies – and let’s be real, it *always* is – are shoving malicious packages onto NPM pretending to be...

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake: Noisy Bear's at it Again Right, listen up. Apparently, some Russian-backed assholes calling themselves "Noisy Bear" – original name, I know – are phishing the energy sector...

Seriously?! Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Apparently, some "researchers" at VirusTotal – yeah, those guys – found 44 SVG files floating around that your pathetic antivirus software completely missed....

Ugh, Another Security Thing Seriously? More Malware Crap. Right, so some idiot decided it was a *good* idea to make malware analysis harder by obfuscating strings and code directly into virtual memory addresses. Like we don't...

Pentesting is Screwed (Thanks to Everyone's Laziness) Automation Is Redefining Pentest Delivery – Or, How To Replace Actual Humans With Scripts Right. So apparently, because nobody wants to *actually* learn how things work...

Ugh, Another SAP Mess Seriously? *Another* SAP Hole? Right, listen up. Some clowns over at SAP have managed to screw things up again with S/4HANA. CVE-2025-42957 is the number they're flapping about this time – a critical...