Category: Security

Allianz Life Got Pwned. Seriously. Another Fucking Data Breach. Allianz Life Edition. Oh joy. Another financial institution decided security wasn't worth the effort, and now everyone is paying for it. Allianz Life got hit with a...

Toptal Got Pwned - Again. Seriously? Toptal. *Again.* Oh joy, another security clusterfuck. Apparently, some script kiddies (or maybe slightly less-scripty ones) managed to compromise a Toptal GitHub account and used it to shove...

Shuyal Stealer: A Summary (Because You People Can't Protect Yourselves) Seriously? *Another* Stealer. Oh, joy. Another piece of malware because apparently, telling people to not download shady shit is too much effort. This...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? SharePoint *Again*?! Right, listen up you lot. Some chuckleheads over at Secureworks have found a new way for attackers to screw things up with Microsoft SharePoint. Apparently, if you let untrusted...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them. The SANS ISC diary is, as usual, full of shit you should...

Allianz Life? More Like Allianz *Liar* Seriously?! Another One. Oh, joy. Allianz Life got their asses handed to them in a data breach. Apparently, "a majority" – and let's be real, that probably means all of them – had their...

Seriously? Another Ransomware Thing? Oh, Joy. Chaos is Now a Problem. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, while everyone was patting themselves on the back for taking down BlackSuit (good riddance, honestly, a bunch of script...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Seriously? Another Week, Another Pile of Sh*t Oh joy. It's Friday, which means another ISC Stormcast summary because apparently *someone* has to tell you what’s going wrong with the internet. Fine. Here's the gist, and try not...