Category: Security

Seriously?! Another Fucking Disaster in the Making Federal Cuts Put Local, State Agencies at Cyber-Risk – You Don't Say? Oh, *surprise*, surprise. The feds are slashing funding to state and local cybersecurity programs. Like...

Ugh, Another "Talent Shortage" Piece Seriously? More About This Fucking "Cybersecurity Talent Gap"? Right, so apparently everyone's whining about not enough cybersecurity people. Shocking. This article basically says the same...

Seriously?! Robot Toys. Again. Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Your Kid's Toy is a Spy Right, listen up, you oblivious parents. Apparently, some "smart" robot toys – specifically those from Vivid Toys (specifically the Chipoi and...

CastleRAT: Oh Joy, Another Piece of Shit Seriously? CastleRAT. *Another* One. Right, so some chuckleheads at TAG-150 – probably a bunch of script kiddies with too much time on their hands – have whipped up a remote access...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? *Another* Cyberattack? Right, listen up, you lot. Germany's finally gotten around to charging some clown – a 20-year-old, naturally – for the Rosneft cyberattack back in January of last year....

Seriously?! Another One? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake... Sitecore is Broken. Again. Right, listen up you lot. CISA – those clowns over at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency – have issued an emergency directive...

Ugh, Seriously? Another Fucking Day, Another Scam. Thanks, Elon. Right, so listen up, you absolute morons. Apparently, the scammers – yeah, those guys – have figured out how to use Grok, that half-baked AI chatbot on X...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? CastleRAT. You’ve GOT to be kidding me. Right, so some godforsaken MaaS (Malware-as-a-Service) outfit calling themselves TAG-150 – because originality is *clearly* dead – have cooked up a new...

Agentic AI? You're Asking For Trouble. Seriously, Stop Messing With Agentic AI Without Reading This. Right, so some people – and I use that term *loosely* – are letting Artificial Intelligence run around unsupervised, calling...

SAP S/4HANA: You're Screwed (Probably) Seriously? *Another* SAP Hole? Oh joy. Another critical vulnerability in SAP S/4HANA, because apparently security isn’t a priority over there. This one – CVE-2023-7156 – lets attackers...