Category: Security

Microsoft Trips Over Another Goddamn Backdoor — "SesameOp" Uses OpenAI's API to Screw With Everyone Well, would you look at that — Microsoft’s threat-hunting minions at MSTIC found yet another sneaky bastard of a backdoor...

Google’s Bloody AI Outs Safari’s Dirty Laundry Well, isn’t this a steaming pile of digital irony — Google’s new little pet project, the AI system pompously named "Big Sleep," decides it’s nap time for Apple’s bloody...

Operation SkyCloak – Some Sneaky Bastards Are Playing With Tor and OpenSSH Again Right, so imagine some cyber-spy wankers out there cooked up a new trick called Operation SkyCloak. These sneaky pricks have rolled out a...

Ransomware Defense Using the Wazuh Open Source Platform — Because Apparently People Still Click Shady Attachments Alright, strap in, because this dumpster fire of an article is about how everyone and their dog is still getting...

Apple Patches Everything — Again, Because Apparently We’re All Beta Testers Well, grab your bloody coffee because Apple’s gone and done it again — another “urgent” patch to fix their latest round of “oopsies” that...

Microsoft Teams Screws the Pooch (Again) Well, surprise bloody surprise — Microsoft’s golden child, Teams, turned out to have a couple of dogshit security holes big enough to drive a fleet of ransomware trucks through....

TruffleHog, Fade In, and BSAFE Crypto-C Vulnerabilities – Yet Another Pile of Digital Screw-Ups Right, strap in for another round of “Who the hell left the cryptographic back door open this time?” In this joyous carnival of...

Critical React Native CLI Flaw Exposed — The Usual Coding Clusterfuck Well, hold onto your goddamn coffee mugs, folks, because the tech geniuses have done it again. The React Native CLI—a tool that’s supposed to make...

SesameOp Backdoor: Hackers Playing Peekaboo with OpenAI Right, so here we bloody go again. Some digital fuckwits decided it’d be a cracking idea to turn the bloody OpenAI API into their personal command-and-control puppet show....

Europol and Eurojust Wreck €600 Million Crypto Scam Circus Well, strap in, because apparently the circus of crypto clowns has finally tripped over its own damn shoelaces. Europol and Eurojust just went full Rambo on yet another...