Category: Security

Claroty Patches Authentication Bypass Flaw — Because Apparently Logging In Properly Is Optional Now Oh for fuck’s sake, another week, another “oops, anyone can wander into our software and screw with things” type of...

ISC Stormcast for October 29th, 2025 – Yet Another Glorious Pile of Security Dumpster Fires So, the good folks over at ISC dropped their daily dose of digital doom. The highlight? A bunch of cyber jackasses are still exploiting...

Memory-Only Filesystems: Because Of Course The Data's Hiding In RAM So some poor bastard figured out that when you go rummaging around a Linux box for digital evidence, there are sneaky little bastards hiding their crap in...

AI Cyberattacks Are Breeding Like Digital Cockroaches Across Africa Well, what a bloody surprise — AI is now helping the bastards who hack for a living make even more of a mess. According to the geniuses interviewed in this...

10 NPM Packages Caught Stealing Developer Credentials — Because Nothing Is Sacred Anymore Well, strap in and grab your coffee, because the NPM ecosystem is once again the digital equivalent of a rat-infested dumpster fire....

Active Exploits Hit Dassault and XWiki – Because Apparently No One Patches Their Bloody Systems Well, strap in, because the IT apocalypse is having another grand f***ing day. According to this delightful piece of news, cyber...

Cybersecurity on a Shoestring Budget – Because Apparently Money Grows on Someone Else’s Tree So, the geniuses up top finally noticed the economy’s gone tits-up, and now they’re crying about how “we need to do more with...

Russian Hackers Up to Their Usual Sneaky Crap Again Oh bloody fantastic, guess who’s back on their bullshit again? Yep, those *cheery* Russian cyber miscreants, skulking around Ukraine’s digital backyard like drunk raccoons...

Preparing for the Digital Battlefield of 2026 — Or How Humanity Keeps Fucking It All Up So, apparently, the geniuses in charge of cybersecurity are losing their collective minds over the “digital battlefield of 2026.”...

From Power Users to Protective Stewards — The Corporate Security Clown Show Right, so apparently someone finally realized that your so-called “power users” — you know, the ones who think they’re hot shit because they...