Category: Security

Cloud Security? Ugh. Seriously, People Still Need to Be Told This About Cloud Security? Right, so apparently some folks are *shocked* that moving everything to the cloud hasn't magically solved all their security problems....

Ugh, Another Phishing Thing Seriously? *Another* Phishing Scam. Right, listen up, you lot. Some clowns are sending out phishing emails pretending to be voicemail notifications. Groundbreaking stuff, I know. But here's the kicker:...

Seriously? Docker *Again*? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Another Docker Screw-Up Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, the geniuses over at Docker managed to leave a gaping hole in their container security – CVE-2025-9074. A...

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: UNC6384 is at it Again Right, listen up. Some chuckleheads calling themselves UNC6384 are using captive portals – you know, those "connect to Wi-Fi" things at hotels and...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? ClickFix. Fucking *ClickFix*. Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Some absolute geniuses (read: script kiddies with a slightly better understanding of LLMs than your average...

Seriously?! FTC Meddling Again FTC Chair Tells Tech Giants to Hold the Line on Encryption – Like They Had a Choice, Anyway Oh joy. Another goddamn government official poking their nose where it doesn't belong. Apparently, FTC...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them. The SANS ISC diary is, as usual, a depressing litany of "Oh...

Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Cyberattack. Right, so some script kiddies – or maybe state-sponsored actors, who the *fuck* knows anymore? – managed to take down communications on an Iranian ship, the Sabiti. Apparently they...

Seriously?! Another One... Oh, For F\*ck's Sake: Malicious Go Package Alert Right, listen up. Some idiot decided it was a good idea to package malware as a goddamn SSH brute-forcing tool in the Go ecosystem. Yeah, you read that...

Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Another One Right. So apparently, some poor sod at SANS decided to write a whole goddamn diary entry about how they *finally* managed to get all their data using properly formatted IP addresses....