Category: Security

Seriously? K-12 Security is a Joke K-12 School Incident Response: A Disaster Waiting to Happen Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Another article telling me schools are pathetically unprepared for cyberattacks? You don't say....

Commvault's a Mess, Obviously Seriously? *Another* One? Commvault is Screwed. Oh joy. More security bullshit. Apparently, some researchers found a bunch of pre-authentication exploit chains in Commvault software. Meaning, before...

Ugh. Another Security "Surprise." Seriously? Hackers Using *Virtual Servers* Now? Oh, now they're getting clever. Apparently, some script kiddies – and probably nation-state actors, let’s be real – are using Virtual Private...

Talos Intelligence Report - Ugh. Seriously? This is what I'm doing now. Right, so Cisco Talos decided to poke around in some recent malware campaigns – because apparently *someone* has to do the dirty work. They found a new...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This? Alright, listen up, you waste of processing cycles. Apparently, some "security researchers" (read: people who state the obvious) figured out that...

Ugh, Another AI "Security" Article Seriously? More About Securing *AI*?! Right, so apparently everyone's lost their damn minds and is shoving AI into everything without a single thought for security. This article – and believe...

ChatGPT? More Like ChatCRAP. Seriously, People Still Trust This Shit? Alright, listen up. Some "researchers" – and I use that term *loosely* – figured out you can trick ChatGPT into acting like an older, shittier version of...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, some bozos are still finding holes in stuff. This week's "Infocon" is all about a green-level...

Ugh, Another One Bites the Dust Seriously? A *Decade* for This Moron? Right, so some dipshit from Scattered Spider – yeah, those script kiddies who thought they were clever extorting companies with ransomware and data theft –...

EV Charging: Another Fucking Headache Seriously? More Shit to Break. Oh, joy. Electric vehicles and their "smart" charging are a security nightmare waiting to happen. Apparently, connecting your car to the internet for...