Category: Security

Seriously? Another One? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Apache ActiveMQ is Screwed. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some morons left a goddamn backdoor open in Apache ActiveMQ – specifically, a deserialization...

Elasticsearch Recon - Seriously? Elasticsearch Reconnaissance is Spiking – You're Probably Screwed. Oh joy. Another fucking wave of Elasticsearch reconnaissance scans hitting the internet. Like you haven’t got enough to worry...

Ugh. Seriously? This is a Disaster Waiting to Happen (Thanks, AI) Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, letting Artificial Intelligence "agents" roam around your systems with broad-ass access wasn't the brilliant idea...

Allianz Got Pwned - Seriously? Another Fucking Data Breach. You're Welcome. Right, so Allianz, one of the biggest insurance companies on the planet, got their shit spectacularly compromised. Millions – and I mean millions –...

RingReaper: Another Fucking Day, Another Zero-Day RingReaper: Seriously? Oh, joy. Another "sophisticated" threat actor – because apparently everyone's sophisticated now – has figured out how to bypass Linux EDR solutions....

Ugh, Another "Security" Article Seriously? You Need *Help* Thinking About Security While Coding? Right, so some people apparently need a goddamn flowchart to remember not to write code like complete morons. This article basically...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Another* DDoS Thing. Right, so some dipshit from Oregon – name's Jeremy Preslar, apparently – decided it was a good idea to run a DDoS-for-hire service called "Rapper Bot." Yeah, you read that...

Ugh. Seriously? Agentic AI & Your Pathetic Security Posture - A Summary (Because I Have To) Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, everyone's getting all excited about "agentic AI" – basically, AI that can *think* for itself...

Polish Power Grid? Seriously?! Oh, joy. More fucking hacktivists. Apparently, some Russian clowns – calling themselves UNC1151, because originality is *clearly* their strong suit – are poking around Polish critical...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them. The SANS ISC diary is, as usual, a parade of incompetence and...