Category: Security

Why Stryker's Outage Is a Disaster Recovery Wake-Up Call Oh for fuck's sake. Another day, another bunch of pinstriped morons who think "disaster recovery" means having a PDF on a share drive that nobody's touched since the...

Great, Just What We Fucking Needed: AI-Assisted Malware from Hive0163 Oh for fuck's sake. As if my week wasn't already shit enough dealing with Dave from Accounting trying to open an Excel file named...

Rust-Based Banking Malware? For Fuck's Sake, Not Again. Listen up, you bunch of hapless meatbags. While you were busy downloading pirated episodes of whatever reality TV garbage rots your remaining brain cells, some...

Mother's Day Malware: Because You Shitheads Never Fucking Learn Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the human race couldn't get any more catastrophically stupid, Talos drops another report about you morons infecting your own...

Salesforce Admins Are Sharing Your Data With the Entire Fucking Internet Oh for fuck's sake. Another day, another bunch of absolute bellends leaving the corporate candy store wide open then acting surprised when the data vampires...

Another Fucking Patch Tuesday From the Seventh Circle of Hell Oh for fuck's sake. It's that time of the bloody month again where Microsoft decides to grace us with a metric shit-ton of updates that will inevitably break more...

March 2026 Patch Tuesday: Temporal Bullshit and Security Theater Oh wonderful. It's Patch Tuesday from the fucking future. March 2026. Because apparently time travel is now required to stay ahead of Microsoft's spectacular...

Another Fucking Patch Tuesday, Another 83 Reasons to Update Your Will Oh look, it's the second Tuesday of the month again, which means Microsoft has graciously dropped a steaming pile of 83 CVEs on our laps like we're supposed to...

Future-Dated Audio Torture Oh perfect. Just what I needed today. An RSS feed entry that's not even a sodding article—it's a pointer to a bastard podcast dated March 11th, 2026. 2026! Are we time-traveling now? Did someone...

Oh Fucking Brilliant, War Breaks Out and Suddenly Your Cloud Strategy is Dogshit Well, slap my arse and call me Shirley. The Middle East has turned into a bloody fireworks display again—missiles flying, infrastructure...