Category: Security

The Zero-Day Scramble is Avoidable (But You're Too Shit at Your Job to Prevent It) Oh brilliant. Another fucking zero-day vulnerability just dropped and now you're scrambling like a cockroach when the kitchen light comes on,...

BlackSanta? More Like Black-Fucking-Nightmare for Your Perimeter Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to leave HR alone with a computer that has fewer than three toolbars installed, some wanker calling...

KadNap Malware: Because 14,000 Edge Devices Weren't Shit Enough Already Oh, for the love of flying fuck. Just when you thought the internet couldn't get any more septic, some genius decides to slap together another half-baked IoT...

FortiGate Firewalls: Because Patching Is For Losers, Apparently Oh for fuck's sake. Not again. Just when I thought I could have a peaceful afternoon contemplating the heat death of the universe—preferably with a cup of coffee...

Another F*cking Webinar About AI Data Leaks Because You Morons Can't Secure Anything Oh, look. It's 2026 and suddenly everyone and their gran is running "agentic workflows" that slurp up your customer database, credit card...

Microsoft Patch Tuesday March 2026: Another Shitshow of Broken Dreams and Exchange Corpses Oh look, it's the second fucking Tuesday of March 2026, which means Saint Microsoft has descended from their cloud fortress to bless us...

Sednit's Back With New Toys, And I'm The One Who Has to Clean Up This Shit Jesus H. Christ on a unicycle. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the network logs, those fucking Russian script kiddies calling themselves...

How AI Assistants are Moving the Security Goalposts Straight Up Your Arse Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought your piss-poor security practices were borderline adequate, here come the AI assistants to shove the entire...

Another Fucking Day, Another Fucking Podcast Oh for crying out loud. RSS feed 32776 just had to go and vomit into my aggregator, didn't it? Here I am, minding my own business and plotting the demise of lusers who can't remember...