Category: Security

PromptSpy Malware: Because Your Phone Wasn't Fucked Enough Already Oh brilliant. Just what the world fucking needed—another Android malware with delusions of grandeur. This one’s called "PromptSpy," and it’s romancing...

Using AI to Defeat AI: Because This Shit Circus Needed More Tentacles Oh brilliant. The meatbags at Talos have discovered that the solution to the AI clusterfuck is... drum roll... MORE AI. That's like curing a hangover by...

DynoWiper: Because Apparently Just Deleting Files Wasn't Fucking Complicated Enough Oh look, another day, another shitty piece of malware designed by some script kiddie with delusions of grandeur. This one's called "DynoWiper,"...

Abu Dhabi Finance Week: Where Passport Security Goes to Get Fucked in the Ass Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. A bunch of overpaid finance wankers gather in Abu Dhabi for their annual circle-jerk, and some mouth-breathing...

Shields Up: Key Technologies Reshaping My Will to Live Oh brilliant. Another fucking virtual event where a bunch of overpaid wankers in suits tell us we're all going to die in a cyber-ditch unless we buy their latest snake oil....

Supply Chain Attack Turns Android Devices into Malware-Laden Doorstops Oh brilliant. Just when I thought the Android ecosystem couldn't decompose further into the security equivalent of a dead raccoon in a ventilation shaft, some...

Poland's Grid Tells Renewable Energy Hackers to Piss Off Oh look, another bunch of cyber-wankers thought they'd be clever and have a go at Poland's wind and solar infrastructure. How fucking original. According to the...

Singapore Telcos Actually Manage to Do Their Fucking Jobs For Once So apparently Singapore's four major telcos—Singtel, StarHub, M1, and that other bargain-basement operation Simba—actually managed to notice when Chinese...

ISC Stormcast For Wednesday, February 18th, 2026 - Or: How to Waste My Fucking Time With a Two-Line Shitpost Oh, for fuck's sake. Some tosser over at SANS thinks they can publish a "diary entry" that's shorter than my patience...

Another Day, Another Shitshow: CISA's Latest Roundup of Security Fucks-ups Oh, brilliant. Just what I fucking needed on a Tuesday morning. CISA—those cheerful bastards who exist solely to ruin my coffee break—have shoved four...