Category: Security
CISA Adds Actively Exploited VMware Aria Operations Flaw CVE-2026-22719 to KEV Catalog
CISA Adds Another Shitshow to the KEV Catalog Oh for fuck's sake. Not this again. CISA just went and dropped CVE-2026-22719 into their Known Exploited Vulnerabilities catalog like it's a flaming bag of dogshit on your doorstep,...
Fake Laravel Packages on Packagist Deploy RAT on Windows, macOS, and Linux
Supply Chain Security? Never Heard of Her. For fuck's sake, not again. Some absolute melt of a developer has decided that typing composer require totally-legit-laravel-package without reading a single goddamn line of code is a...
Want More XWorm?, (Wed, Mar 4th)
XWorm: Because Apparently We Haven't Suffered Enough Oh look, it's fucking XWorm again. Just when you thought the malware ecosystem couldn't get any more inbred, this .NET-based Remote Access Trojan comes slithering back into...
China’s Silver Dragon Razes Governments in EU, SE Asia
Silver Dragon? More Like Silver-Plated Bullshit Oh for fuck's sake, not another bunch of Chinese script kiddies with a fancy name and a hard-on for government networks. "Silver Dragon" – sounds like something out of a bad anime...
Coruna iOS Exploit Kit Uses 23 Exploits Across Five Chains Targeting iOS 13–17.2.1
Coruna iOS Exploit Kit: Twenty-Fucking-Three Ways to Sodomise Your Shiny Fruit Phone Listen up, you iPhone-toting cattle. Some absolute bastards have cobbled together an exploit kit called "Coruna" that chains together...
Dark Reading Confidential: This Threat Hunter Helped Cops Bust Up An African Cybercrime Syndicate
Threat Hunter Does the Pigs' Job For Them – Again Oh, for fuck's sake. Another weekend warrior in a hoodie has decided to wipe law enforcement's collective arses because they can't tell a Bitcoin wallet from a hole in the...
Stranger Things Meets Cybersecurity: Lessons from the Hive Mind
Stranger Things My Arse: When the Hive Mind Attacks Oh for fuck's sake. Some bright spark watched Stranger Things and thought, "You know what cybersecurity needs? More eldritch abominations from the Upside Down." No, you absolute...
149 Hacktivist DDoS Attacks Hit 110 Organizations in 16 Countries After Middle East Conflict
Script Kiddies With A Cause: 149 DDoS Attacks Because Apparently Nobody Knows How To Configure A Fucking Firewall Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my week couldn't get any more shit-encrusted, some politically motivated...
Critical OpenClaw Vulnerability Exposes AI Agent Risks
OpenClaw? More Like OpenSore: Another Bloody AI Security Shitshow Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought we'd scraped the bottom of the stupidity barrel with crypto-mining malware and IoT toasters, somebright spark decided to...