Category: Security

Chinese Cops Use ChatGPT to Smear Japanese PM Because of Course They Fucking Did Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the absolute wankers couldn't ruin AI any faster, the Chinese police have gone and used ChatGPT to...

Cisco SD-WAN Zero-Day: Because Patching Is For Absolute Chumps Oh for fuck's sake. Another day, another Cisco shitshow. Turns out some talent-free script kiddies have been having a bloody field day with CVE-2026-20127 since 2023...

Another Fucking Security Briefing From The Future Oh for fuck's sake. The SANS Stormcast for Thursday, February 26th, 2026 has dropped like a turd in a swimming pool, and guess what? Everything's still on fire. Shocking, I know....

Another Fucking Supply Chain Shitstorm: Fake Next.js Repos and The Morons Who Clone Them Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought developers couldn't descend any further into the cesspit of stupidity, Microsoft has to go and issue...

Another Fucking Day, Another Fucking Supply Chain Shitshow Some absolute bellend has uploaded a malicious NuGet package called "StripeApi" that's masquerading as the legitimate Stripe library. Because apparently, developers are...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Now We've Got "Dohdoor" Shitting All Over Education and Healthcare Just what the world fucking needs—another godforsaken malware campaign with a cutesy name that sounds like a rejected Dr. Seuss character....

Quantum Computing Is Coming to Buttfuck Your Encryption, So Start Moving Your Arse Oh for fuck's sake. Apparently some "expert" has finally noticed that quantum computers are going to turn RSA and ECC encryption into digital...

The CLAIR Model: Another Bloody Framework to Ignore Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, some academic wanker drops another "conceptual framework" on my desk like it's supposed to fix the fact...

Another Fucking ThreatsDay Bulletin Because You Can't Be Arsed to Read Oh for fuck's sake. It's that time of the week again where some wanker in marketing decided we need a "ThreatsDay Bulletin" because apparently Friday wasn't...

AI-Assisted Honeypots: Because Reading Logs is Beneath You, Apparently Oh, fucking marvellous. Just what the world needed—another guest diary from some security "professional" who's discovered that setting up a honeypot...