Category: Security

Lazarus Group Picks Up Medusa Ransomware: Because Being State-Sponsored Twats Wasn't Enough Oh for fuck's sake. The Lazarus Group—that charming collection of North Korean knobheads—has added Medusa ransomware to their arsenal...

Another Fucking Week, Another Cascade of Security Shitshows Oh, look who's back for their weekly dose of cybersecurity trauma. It's Monday, February 23rd, 2026, and the threat landscape looks exactly like my will to live: fucking...

Another Day, Another Shitload of Moronic Developers Getting Wallet-Fucked by npm Oh, for fuck's sake. Here we go again. Some bright spark developers have been blindly typing npm install like it's a fucking prayer button, and...

Exposed LLM Endpoints: A Shitstorm of Biblical Proportions Oh, for fuck's sake. Another day, another pack of braindead developer wombats have decided that security is what happens to other people. According to some bleeding-heart...

Another Fucking Malicious JPEG: Because Users Can't Stop Clicking Shit Oh, look. Another goddamn day, another goddamn malicious JPEG file trying to skull-fuck its way through our network. Surprise, surprise. The SANS folks found...

Another Fucking Wormable Miner Using BYOVD - Because Apparently 2026 Isn't Shitty Enough Already So some bright spark in a basement somewhere has decided that what the world *really* needs is a wormable XMRig campaign that uses...

APT28's Webhook Wankfest: Because Macros Weren't Shitty Enough Already Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the average user's stupidity had hit rock bottom, APT28 comes along with a goddamn jackhammer. These Russian...

Shields Up: Another Batch of Horseshit Technologies That'll Save Us All Oh, look. Another fucking virtual event promising to "reshape" cybersecurity defenses. Because apparently, the last seventeen reshapings didn't quite stick,...

EC-Council Discovers New Way to Separate Fools from Their Money: AI Certifications Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the certification circus couldn't get any more pathetic, EC-Council has decided to hop on the AI hype...

React2Shell: Because Apparently We Needed ANOTHER Reason to Hate Developers Oh fucking wonderful. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any more shitty, some bright spark in the malware community releases a shiny new tool...