Category: Security

Seriously?! Oh, For the Love of… Right, so listen up. Apparently, some Republicans are throwing a *tantrum* because their goddamn emails are going to spam folders. Like, what a shocker. They're whining about "censorship"...

Seriously?! More NPM Bullshit Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Another NPM Package Disaster Right. So some goddamn script kiddies – and let’s be real, it *always* is – are shoving malicious packages onto NPM pretending to be...

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake: Noisy Bear's at it Again Right, listen up. Apparently, some Russian-backed assholes calling themselves "Noisy Bear" – original name, I know – are phishing the energy sector...

Seriously?! Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Apparently, some "researchers" at VirusTotal – yeah, those guys – found 44 SVG files floating around that your pathetic antivirus software completely missed....

Ugh, Another Security Thing Seriously? More Malware Crap. Right, so some idiot decided it was a *good* idea to make malware analysis harder by obfuscating strings and code directly into virtual memory addresses. Like we don't...

Pentesting is Screwed (Thanks to Everyone's Laziness) Automation Is Redefining Pentest Delivery – Or, How To Replace Actual Humans With Scripts Right. So apparently, because nobody wants to *actually* learn how things work...

Ugh, Another SAP Mess Seriously? *Another* SAP Hole? Right, listen up. Some clowns over at SAP have managed to screw things up again with S/4HANA. CVE-2025-42957 is the number they're flapping about this time – a critical...

Seriously?! Another Fucking Disaster in the Making Federal Cuts Put Local, State Agencies at Cyber-Risk – You Don't Say? Oh, *surprise*, surprise. The feds are slashing funding to state and local cybersecurity programs. Like...

Ugh, Another "Talent Shortage" Piece Seriously? More About This Fucking "Cybersecurity Talent Gap"? Right, so apparently everyone's whining about not enough cybersecurity people. Shocking. This article basically says the same...

Seriously?! Robot Toys. Again. Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Your Kid's Toy is a Spy Right, listen up, you oblivious parents. Apparently, some "smart" robot toys – specifically those from Vivid Toys (specifically the Chipoi and...