Category: Security

Exposure Assessment Platforms Signal a Shift in Focus – And a Whole Lotta Corporate Bullshit Oh joy, another cyber buzzword salad pretending to save the world. The article yammered on about this new “Exposure Assessment”...

Smart MSSPs and Their Bloody AI Obsession Right, so apparently the cybersecurity world has decided that humans are just too damned expensive and unreliable (no shit), so the clever bastards over at The Hacker News are showing off...

“Damn Vulnerable” Training Apps — Because Apparently, Security Training Means Leaving the Door Wide F***ing Open Right, so here’s the latest dumpster fire from the world of so-called “security training.” Some...

AI-Spawned Linux Malware: VoidLink and the Grand Clusterfuck Oh, bloody fantastic — as if Linux admins didn’t have enough crap to deal with already. Now we’ve got some AI-built, sneaky little bastard called VoidLink...

Zoom and GitLab Try to Patch the Leaky Bins They Call Software Well, hold onto your damn keyboards, folks, because Zoom and GitLab have yet again discovered — shocker — that their code wasn't exactly Fort Knox. Turns out both...

Phishing Campaign Zeroes in on LastPass Customers — Because Apparently, We Can’t Have Nice Things Well, strap the fuck in, because the cyber-shitshow keeps rolling. Some sorry-ass hackers have decided to crank up a *super...

North Korean PurpleBravo Campaign: Yet Another Cyber Dumpster Fire Oh, fantastic. Those digital delinquents from North Korea are back at it again with their latest pile of cyber horseshit, grandly titled the "PurpleBravo"...

RSAC 2026 Conference: Because Apparently We Haven’t Had Enough Cybersecurity Buzzwords Yet Oh joy, another bloody cybersecurity conference. RSAC 2026 is coming, and the usual circus of security “gurus,” “thought...

The Tudou Guarantee Marketplace Shuts the Bloody Door on Telegram Transactions Well, grab your popcorn and pour yourself a stiff drink, because the so-called “Tudou Guarantee Marketplace” has finally slammed the brakes on its...

ISC Stormcast For Tuesday, January 20th, 2026 — A Parade of Digital Dumpster Fires Well, strap the hell in, because the ISC Stormcast for January 20th, 2026, is basically a buffet of cybercrap, the kind that makes any sane...