Category: Security

China-Linked APT31 Throws a Sneaky Cyber Tantrum Using the Damn Cloud Well, here we go again. Another glorious day on the internet where some shadowy bunch of cyber-arseholes, this time the Chinese state-sponsored crew APT31,...

Cybersecurity Outlook 2026: The Future’s On Fire and We’re the Idiots Holding the Matches Oh, joy. Another bloody “outlook” for cybersecurity — because what we really need is more people predicting the digital...

ISC Stormcast – Yet Another Bloody Friday Full of Security Shenanigans So, apparently it’s Friday again, and the cyber-gremlins decided to pour themselves a stiff drink and fuck around with the digital world — because why...

Inside Iran's Cyber Objectives: Yet Another Digital Shitstorm Right, so Iran’s at it again — stirring up the global cyber hornet’s nest like some bored script kiddies with too much budget and not enough hobbies. The article...

SEC Finally Gives Up the SolarWinds Witch Hunt Well, holy roasted circuit boards, after years of bureaucratic ass‑dragging and chest‑thumping, the good ol’ SEC finally decided to drop its damn case against SolarWinds. You...

Salesforce Gets Poked — Again — Thanks to Some OAuth Clusterfuck So, apparently, Salesforce — you know, that cloud behemoth where all your sales drones dump their “mission-critical” spreadsheets — just had one of...

CSS Stuffing: Yet Another Bloody Obfuscation Headache Right, so apparently some sneaky little bastards have decided that the normal ways of hiding their malicious crap weren’t quite enough, so they’ve started stuffing...

APT24’s BADAUDIO: Because Apparently the Internet Wasn’t Screwed Enough Already Oh great, another day, another digital dumpster fire. This time, those sneaky cyber-bastards over in APT24 (yeah, the ones allegedly cozy with...

Google Plays Nice with Apple (Sort of), While Pretending It's for Our Security Well, halle-freaking-lujah, Google’s finally decided to stop being a complete pain in the arse about file sharing and is adding AirDrop...

Why IT Admins Choose Samsung for Mobile Security — Or, How Samsung Became the Least Painful Option in a World of Tech Hell So apparently, IT admins—those long-suffering caffeine-fueled bastards—have decided that Samsung is...