Category: Security

Hackers Exploit Pandoc CVE-2025-51591 to Target AWS IMDS and Steal EC2 IAM Credentials

Pandoc? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Pandoc is a Mess Right, listen up. Some clowns are exploiting a vulnerability – CVE-2025-51591 – in Pandoc. Pandoc! The document converter? Yeah, that one. Apparently, if you...

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Npm Package Hides Malware in Steganographic QR Codes

Ugh, Another One Seriously? NPM Packages *Again*?! Right, listen up. Some absolute geniuses (and I use that term with the maximum amount of disdain) have figured out a way to hide malware in NPM packages using steganography....

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What happens when you engage Cisco Talos Incident Response?

Talos IR: A Summary (Because You Probably Screwed Up) So, You Messed Up. Now What? - Talos IR Explained Right, let's get this straight. You clicked something you shouldn’t have, ignored warnings, or generally ran your network...

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iframe Security Exposed: The Blind Spot Fueling Payment Skimmer Attacks

Ugh, Seriously? Another Fucking Security Mess – Iframes, Are You Shitting Me? Right, so apparently some "researchers" (read: people who should have been looking at this *years* ago) discovered that iframes are STILL a massive...

Security

New YiBackdoor Malware Shares Major Code Overlaps with IcedID and Latrodectus

YiBackdoor? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Another Backdoor Right, listen up. Some "researchers" (and I use that term *loosely*) have found a new piece of malware called YiBackdoor. Big whoop. It’s not even original....

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Feds Tie ‘Scattered Spider’ Duo to $115M in Ransoms

Ugh. Another Ransomware Headache Seriously? More of *this* Shit Right, so the Feds finally managed to drag themselves off their asses and indict two clowns – Nguyen Duc Phuong and Vo Van Hung – for being part of “Scattered...

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How One Bad Password Ended a 158-Year-Old Business

Seriously?! You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me Right, listen up. Some absolute morons at a 158-year-old family business – H.B. Wilkinson & Co – managed to get completely OWNED because of a single, pathetic password. A SINGLE...

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Threat Actor Deploys ‘OVERSTEP’ Backdoor in Ongoing SonicWall SMA Attacks

SonicWall? Seriously? Another Day, Another Fucking Vendor Screwup Oh joy. More SonicWall bullshit. Apparently, some assholes are STILL exploiting vulnerabilities in their SMA (Secure Management Appliance) products – like they...

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Two Critical Flaws Uncovered in Wondershare RepairIt Exposing User Data and AI Models

Wondershare RepairIt? More Like Wondershare *Breach*It Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake. Another One. Right, listen up, you lot. Some security researchers – because apparently nobody tests this shit before releasing it – found...

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UNC5221 Uses BRICKSTORM Backdoor to Infiltrate U.S. Legal and Technology Sectors

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For F\*ck's Sake: UNC5221 is at it Again Right, listen up. Some chuckleheads calling themselves UNC5221 are poking around in the US legal and tech sectors. What are they using? A piece of malware...