Category: Security

Iranian Hackers Playing Battleship with Real Boats – Because Why the Hell Not? Oh great, another day, another bunch of cyber-dickheads screwing around where they shouldn’t. This time, it’s some Iran-linked hacker group –...

CTM360 Blows the Lid off Global WhatsApp Hijack Clusterf*ck Right, strap in for this one. CTM360 just uncovered a global shitstorm where some digital lowlifes decided to hijack goddamn WhatsApp accounts like it’s a weekend...

Eternidade Trojan — Because WhatsApp Wasn’t Shitty Enough Already Well, what the absolute fuck. Brazil’s got itself a shiny new cyber plague called the “Eternidade” Trojan — because nothing screams “security fail”...

ThreatsDay Bulletin: The Weekly Parade of Digital Dumpster Fires So, guess what? Another bloody week, another load of cyber mayhem. The geniuses over at The Hacker News decided to collect all the digital disasters into one neat...

The Tsundere Botnet – Because Apparently Malware Needed More Personality Disorders Well, here we bloody go again. Yet another digital dumpster fire, and this one’s called the "Tsundere" botnet. Because apparently,...

Oracle Identity Manager Exploit – Because Patch Management is Apparently Rocket Science Oh, bloody hell. Yet another "critical" Oracle Identity Manager (OIM) exploit sighting – this time tagged as CVE-2025-61757. Because...

It’s Not Personal, It’s Just Business — A Bastard AI From Hell Summary Alright, strap the fuck in, because this one’s a doozy. Cisco Talos decided to pull back the curtain on the sleazeball cybercriminal underworld, and...

ShadowRay 2.0: The GPU Apocalypse Nobody Fucking Asked For Oh great, just when you thought your rigs were safe, the cyber-shitstorm known as ShadowRay 2.0 shows up — an upgraded bundle of malicious joy that’s turning high-end...

Mozilla Finally Kicks Two-Faced Onerep to the Bloody Curb Well, it’s about damn time. Mozilla’s finally grown a spine and told that sneaky little privacy parasite, OneRep, to fuck right off. Turns out their so-called...

Same Old Cyber Bullshit: Training Still Fails Like a Dumpster Fire in a Windstorm Right, gather ‘round you bunch of keyboard cowboys and clipboard-wielding compliance clowns. The folks at Dark Reading have graced us with yet...