Category: Security

Seriously? More Vulnerabilities? Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Right, listen up. CISA – you know, the folks who are supposed to be *protecting* us – have added a bunch of new vulnerabilities to their Known Exploited...

Ugh, Another One... Seriously? The UAE is Doing *Cybersecurity Education* Now? Oh joy. Apparently, the United Arab Emirates has decided they need more cybersecurity professionals. Shocking, I tell ya, absolutely shocking...

Seriously?! Another One... Oh, Joy. More Script Kiddies. Right, so listen up, you lot. Cloudflare had to swat away a fucking eleven and a half terabit per second DDoS attack. ELEVEN AND A HALF. Apparently some botnet – because...

Endpoint Security? Ugh. Seriously, More AI Bullshit in Security Right, so apparently everyone's decided slapping "AI" on everything fixes all their problems. This article – and the Gartner Magic Quadrant it’s whining about...

Ugh, Another Breach Seriously? Iranian Hackers *Again* Right, listen up. Some goddamn Iranian-backed hackers – APT35, because apparently they need a fancy name for being assholes – have been phishing diplomats. Like, really...

Seriously? Another Android Mess Oh, Joy. More Android Bullshit. Right, so Google's found one hundred and twenty vulnerabilities in Android. ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY. Like they weren’t expecting this, or something? Two of them –...

Data Leak Summary - Ugh. Seriously? Another Data Leak Article. Right, so some "researchers" (read: people who state the obvious) figured out that you can *maybe* detect data leaks before they become full-blown disasters if you...

Ugh, Another Acquisition Seriously? Varonis Bought *Another* Company. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Varonis, those data security folks – yeah, the ones who already sell you a metric fuckton of stuff...

HexStrike Bullshit - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Seriously? *Another* Zero-Day? Oh, joy. More fucking security theater. Apparently, some script kiddies – and I use that term generously – are now using an AI tool...

Ugh, Another WhatsApp Screwup Seriously? *Another* WhatsApp Problem. Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Some godforsaken bug in WhatsApp – specifically how it handles VoIP call setup – allowed...