Category: Security

Ukrainian Network FDN3 Launches Massive Brute-Force Attacks on SSL VPN and RDP Devices

FDN3 is a Pain in the Ass Seriously? Another One. Oh, joy. As if we don't have enough crap going on, some Ukrainian network called FDN3 (because apparently acronyms are mandatory these days) has decided to launch a goddamn...

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JSON Config File Leaks Azure ActiveDirectory Credentials

Seriously?! Another Leak... Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. More Azure Creds Floating Around. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute geniuses are still committing their Azure ActiveDirectory credentials to public repositories...

Security

Shadow AI Discovery: A Critical Part of Enterprise AI Governance

Ugh, Another AI "Crisis" Seriously? Shadow AI. *Again*. Right, so some 'researchers' (read: people who stare at dashboards all day) found out companies have NO CLUE what AI models their employees are actually using. Apparently,...

Security

Hackers Are Sophisticated & Impatient — That Can Be Good

Ugh, Another Security "Insight" Seriously? Hackers Being *Good*?! Right, so apparently some security researchers at Mandiant (who get paid to worry about this shit) noticed something groundbreaking: hackers are getting better. No...

Security

NIST Enhances Security Controls for Improved Patching

Ugh, More NIST Bullshit Seriously? They're *still* talking about patching? Right, so the National Institute of Standards and Technology – you know, those geniuses who are always five steps behind actual attackers – have...

Security

The AI Fix #66: OpenAI and Anthropic test each other, and everyone fails the apocalypse test

Ugh. Another AI "Security" Report. Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so apparently OpenAI and Anthropic – two companies full of people who should *know better* – decided to have a little game of “Let’s see if our AIs...

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Researchers Warn of MystRodX Backdoor Using DNS and ICMP Triggers for Stealthy Control

MystRodX: Another Fucking Backdoor Seriously? *Another* One. Oh, joy. Researchers have found yet another backdoor called MystRodX. Because apparently, the world doesn't have enough malware already. This piece of shit is...

Security

Lazarus Group Expands Malware Arsenal With PondRAT, ThemeForestRAT, and RemotePE

Lazarus Group: Still a Pain in the Ass Seriously? *More* Lazarus Bullshit. Oh joy. As if we didn't have enough crap to deal with, those North Korean chuckleheads at Lazarus Group are back, and they’ve decided their existing...

Security

Jaguar Land Rover Shuts Down in Scramble to Secure ‘Cyber Incident’

JLR Got Pwned, Again. Seriously? Oh Joy. Another Car Company Gets Hacked. Right, listen up. Jaguar Land Rover (JLR), purveyors of overpriced mud-slingers, had to shut down production facilities worldwide because of a "cyber...

Security

Zscaler, Palo Alto Networks Breached via Salesloft Drift

Seriously?! Another Breach? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. More Security Vendors Getting Pwned. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, the security industry is a complete joke. Zscaler and Palo Alto Networks – yeah, *those* guys – both...