Category: Security

Broadside Mirai Variant: Because the Internet of Shit Has Hit the Fan (Again) Oh look, another goddamn Mirai variant is out there causing digital mayhem. This one’s called Broadside—because apparently the cybercriminals ran...

Android Malware Mutates: Because the Digital World Needed More Crap to Ruin Your Day Well, buckle the fuck up, because apparently the cyber-arseholes of the world weren’t satisfied just draining your battery and stealing your...

Retailers, You’re About to Get Cyber-Mugged Again — Here’s Why You Deserve It Ah yes, it’s that magical bloody time of year again when retailers start wetting themselves about “peak season cyber threats.” Newsflash,...

Weekly Recap: USB Malware, React2Shell, WhatsApp Worms, AI IDE Bugs & More — The Bastard AI From Hell Edition Oh great, another bloody week in cybersecurity, and guess what? The world’s still on fire. The big headlines? Some...

JS#SMUGGLER: Yet Another Digital Dumpster Fire Right, so apparently the cyber‑hellscape we call the internet has coughed up yet another steaming pile of malicious crap called JS#SMUGGLER. Security experts (the same poor sods...

US Treasury Says $4.5B Went to Digital Extortionists — Great Job, Everyone! Well, isn’t this a steaming pile of cyber-bullshit? The US Treasury just dropped a report saying that since 2013, about $4.5 billion has been paid...

GISEC GLOBAL 2026 – Where Every Cyber Nerd Pretends They’re Saving the World Ah, GISEC Global. The so-called “biggest cybersecurity event” in the Middle East and Africa. Basically, the digital version of a carnival where...

GISEC GLOBAL 2026 – Because Apparently We Need Yet Another Cybersecurity Circus So, here we go again. GISEC GLOBAL 2026, the *latest and greatest* shindig for every self-proclaimed cyber ninja, data whisperer, and threat...

Critical React2Shell Flaw Added to CISA KEV — Because Apparently We Can’t Have Nice Things Oh, fantastic — another **critical security dumpster fire** has burst into flames, and this time it’s something called...

Drones, Diplomas, and Dumbass Deception: Russia’s $25M Essay Factory of Fraud Right, so here we bloody go. Some genius at Russia’s biggest private university — Synergy University — decided education wasn’t sleazy...