Category: Security

ISC Stormcast Summary – Or: Another Day in Cybersecurity Hell Right, so the brainiacs over at ISC dropped their Stormcast for January 22, 2026, and holy flaming routers, it’s the usual buffet of digital madness. The world’s...

Cisco Finally Patches Another Dumpster Fire of a Zero-Day Well, well, well, looks like Cisco’s had another “oh shit” moment. Surprise surprise, another zero-day bug got itself a fast pass straight into the “actively...

AI-Generated Code: Because Letting a Robot Write Your Firewall Rules Is Obviously a Great Idea So apparently, some bright spark decided to ask whether AI-generated code is *secure*. Oh for fuck’s sake, really? That’s like...

Automated FortiGate Attacks Exploit FortiCloud SSO to Screw With Firewalls Well, guess what, the cyber‑criminal cockroaches are at it again—this time they’ve got their filthy claws into FortiGate firewalls. Some...

SmarterMail Auth Bypass – Because Why the Hell Would Anything Be Simple? Well, aren't we just swimming in a pool of digital incompetence again? SmarterMail, that lovely piece of software that some poor bastards rely on to...

Malicious PyPI Package Impersonates SymPy, Deploys XMRig Miner on Linux Hosts – Because Apparently We Can’t Have Nice Things Right, strap the hell in. Some genius-level asshole decided to upload a dodgy-as-fuck package to...

Foxit, Epic Games, and MedDreams: A Parade of Security Dumpster Fires So, Cisco Talos dug through the security muck again and—surprise, surprise—found a bunch of holes big enough to drive a flaming dump truck through. First...

Filling the Bloody Gaps in Google Workspace Security Right, listen up you caffeine-powered keyboard warriors. The article drones on about how everyone’s flinging around files in Google Workspace like confetti at a clown’s...

North Korean Hackers Playing Sysadmin With VS Code — What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Right, so the geniuses in North Korea — yes, those cyber delinquents with way too much time and way too little supervision — have cooked up...

Latin America’s Cyber Confidence Problem, or: How to Fail Securely Well, well, what a bloody shocker — Latin American companies are strutting around pretending they’ve got cybersecurity nailed down, when in reality their...