Category: Security

Seriously? Docker *Again*? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Another Docker Screw-Up Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, the geniuses over at Docker managed to leave a gaping hole in their container security – CVE-2025-9074. A...

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: UNC6384 is at it Again Right, listen up. Some chuckleheads calling themselves UNC6384 are using captive portals – you know, those "connect to Wi-Fi" things at hotels and...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? ClickFix. Fucking *ClickFix*. Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Some absolute geniuses (read: script kiddies with a slightly better understanding of LLMs than your average...

Seriously?! FTC Meddling Again FTC Chair Tells Tech Giants to Hold the Line on Encryption – Like They Had a Choice, Anyway Oh joy. Another goddamn government official poking their nose where it doesn't belong. Apparently, FTC...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them. The SANS ISC diary is, as usual, a depressing litany of "Oh...

Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Cyberattack. Right, so some script kiddies – or maybe state-sponsored actors, who the *fuck* knows anymore? – managed to take down communications on an Iranian ship, the Sabiti. Apparently they...

Seriously?! Another One... Oh, For F\*ck's Sake: Malicious Go Package Alert Right, listen up. Some idiot decided it was a good idea to package malware as a goddamn SSH brute-forcing tool in the Go ecosystem. Yeah, you read that...

Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Another One Right. So apparently, some poor sod at SANS decided to write a whole goddamn diary entry about how they *finally* managed to get all their data using properly formatted IP addresses....

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Seriously? GeoServer Now? Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake. Another One. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some open-source geospatial server software called GeoServer is having a bit of a crisis. A *bit*? More like a full-blown...