Category: Security

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? Ten Years For *This*? Right, so some dipshit from Scattered Spider – a bunch of script kiddies who couldn't code their way out of a wet paper bag, probably – finally got 10 years in the slammer....

QuirkyLoader: Another Fucking Headache Seriously? *Another* Loader? Oh joy. As if we don't have enough crap to deal with, some chuckleheads are now pushing a new malware loader called "QuirkyLoader". It’s not particularly...

Seriously? Still This Shit? You People Are Pathetic: A Summary of the Blue Report Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Another report about how utterly *terrible* password hygiene is. The "Blue Report 2025" – as if we needed a...

Seriously? DARPA's "Fix" for Open Source... Ugh. DARPA Thinks It Can Solve Open Source Security. *Again*. Right, so the geniuses at DARPA are now tackling the absolute dumpster fire that is open-source security. Shocking. They've...

Columbia U's Pathetic Attempt at Security Seriously? *Now* They're Logging? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Columbia University – a supposed bastion of higher learning – just figured out that logging things helps with...

Ugh, Another Security "Problem" Seriously? MFA is Already Failing. Right, so apparently people are still falling for phishing scams even with Multi-Factor Authentication (MFA) enabled. Shocking. Absolutely fucking shocking. This...

Ugh, Another "Revolutionary" Security Tool Seriously? Tree of AST. Just What We Needed. Right, so some bright sparks have decided that Large Language Models (LLMs) are the answer to finding bugs in code. Groundbreaking....

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: CORNFLAKE.V3 is Out Right, listen up you lot. Some script kiddies – because that’s *all* they are – have unleashed another piece of malware called CORNFLAKE.V3....

Seriously? K-12 Security is a Joke K-12 School Incident Response: A Disaster Waiting to Happen Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Another article telling me schools are pathetically unprepared for cyberattacks? You don't say....

Commvault's a Mess, Obviously Seriously? *Another* One? Commvault is Screwed. Oh joy. More security bullshit. Apparently, some researchers found a bunch of pre-authentication exploit chains in Commvault software. Meaning, before...