Category: Security

Ugh, Seriously? Outer Space. *Space*. Is Now A Fucking Attack Surface. Oh, joy. As if we didn't have enough problems with ransomware-loving clowns and nation-state actors screwing around down here on solid ground, now they’re...

Seriously?! You've Got to Be Fucking Kidding Me. Right, listen up, you lot. The FBI and Cisco are flapping their gums about Russian state-sponsored actors exploiting a seven-year-old vulnerability in Cisco gear. SEVEN YEARS OLD....

McDonald's Security: A Disaster Waiting to Happen Seriously?! McDonald’s Security is a Joke. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… another company with security so pathetic it practically *begs* to be hacked. Apparently, some...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Malware Bullshit Right, listen up. Apparently, some chuckleheads are still falling for the "Infocon" scam. Green Infocon, specifically. It's a phishing...

Ugh, Seriously? Another Fucking Day, Another Dumbass Scheme Right, listen up. Some script kiddies – and I use that term *generously* – are using this "Vibe" coding service to build malicious websites. Vibe lets you throw some...

Warlock Ransomware: A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Your Shit Patched) Seriously? *SharePoint* Now? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Another ransomware gang – these clowns calling themselves "Warlock" – are...

Seriously?! PyPI Had To Do *This*? PyPI Blocks 1,800 Expired Domain Emails – No Shit. Oh joy. More cleanup after people being utterly incompetent. Apparently, the Python Package Index (PyPI) had to block a whopping 1,800 email...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? You Want *Me* To Do This? Alright, look. Some idiot named JJ Cummings apparently made a career out of manipulating information for… reasons. The article details how this guy basically...

Ugh, Seriously? Why Your "Security Culture" Is Apparently So Fucking Important (According To These People) Right. As if I don't have enough to deal with. This article – and believe me, I *read* it, don’t ask – basically...

Japan's Ransomware Mess - Ugh. Seriously? Japan Got Hit With Ransomware. Who’d Have Thought? Right, so apparently some script kiddies decided Japan was worth the effort in the first half of 2025. Shocking. Cisco Talos has been...