Category: Security

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? More Hackers. Right, so some Chinese-backed APT they're calling "Curly COMrades" – original name, *real* creative – are messing with systems in Georgia and Moldova. What are they doing? Hijacking...

ShinyHunters are Copying Homework, Apparently Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake. ShinyHunters is Just *Copying* Now? Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. These clowns, ShinyHunters – a ransomware gang that...

Ugh, Another Ransomware Thing Seriously? More Crypto Crap. Right, so the DoJ thinks they're hot shit because they "seized" a measly $1 million in Bitcoin from some Russian clowns calling themselves BlackSuit. A *million* dollars....

The AI Fix #63 - Summarized (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Week, Another Load of AI Bullshit. Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. This article – and frankly, the entire...

Ugh, Another Security Article Seriously? You Need *Help* With This? Right, so some "experts" at Dark Reading are telling you how to not be completely clueless about security threats. Apparently, relying on just your standard...

Charon Ransomware: A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Up) Charon Ransomware: Seriously? Another One. Oh, fantastic. As if we didn’t have enough headaches, now there’s Charon ransomware slithering around. Apparently,...

Seriously? Another Fortinet Fuckup Oh, Joy. More Fortinet Shite. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some script kiddies – and let's be real, it’s *always* script kiddies – are having a field day brute-forcing logins on...

ShinyHunters & Scattered Spider: A Match Made in Hell Oh, *Wonderful*. More Ransomware Bullshit. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, the clowns calling themselves ShinyHunters – a bunch of data-scraping morons who think...

Seriously?! Another One? You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me: XZ Utils Compromised. Again. Right, so some "researchers" (read: people who should have been looking at this shit *ages* ago) found a backdoor in XZ Utils. XZ Utils!...

August '25 Microsoft Patches? Ugh. Seriously, More Microsoft Bullshit – August 2025 Patch Tuesday Right, so Microsoft had another Patch Tuesday. Shocking. As if I don't have enough on my plate keeping *your* systems from...