Category: Security

ASD Screams Bloody Murder About BADCANDY – Because Apparently, the Internet’s on Fire. Again. Right, so the Australian Signals Directorate (ASD) decided to climb up a goddamn mountain and shout, “Oi! Stop getting your crap...

ISC Stormcast October 31st, 2025 – Yet Another Parade of Digital Dumpster Fires Right, so the fine folks at the ISC Stormcast dropped another cheerful reminder that the Internet is basically a haunted house full of security...

Apple Finally Patches the Obvious Sh*t – A New macOS Security Layer Well, it’s about bloody time Apple realized that the biggest security risk isn’t some hoodie-wearing hacker in a dark basement – it’s the horde of...

CISA Screams About Yet Another VMware Disaster — Because of Course They Bloody Would Oh brilliant, the bureaucratic fuckwits at CISA have decided to blow the whistle on yet another VMware zero-day, this time being shamelessly...

Eclipse Foundation Revokes Leaked Open VSX Tokens After Security Shitstorm Oh great, another day, another bunch of developers who apparently think production secrets belong on the bloody internet. The Eclipse Foundation just...

Digital Authoritarianism: Because Apparently Orwell Was an Optimist Right, strap in. The article’s basically a cheerful little horror story about how governments around the world are gleefully using cyberspace to screw over...

CISA and NSA Yell at Everyone (Again) About Their Goddamn Servers Oh for crying out loud, the U.S. government’s cyber overlords — CISA and the NSA — have had to step in *again* because apparently no one can keep their...

The MSP Cybersecurity Readiness Guide: Because Apparently Basic Security Still Confuses People Right, so this so-called “MSP Cybersecurity Readiness Guide” from The Hacker News is basically a wake-up slap across the face for...

China-Linked Hackers Are Wrecking Diplomat PCs Like It’s a Bloody Hobby So apparently, some happy-go-lucky bunch of Chinese state-sponsored digital gremlins decided Europe’s diplomats needed a bit of extra excitement in their...

Bloody Chinese Hackers Up to Their Usual Shenanigans Again Oh great, another day, another pack of cyber-bastards being sneaky little pricks. This time, it’s some fun-loving scumbags from China known as the Tick group —...