Category: Security

Seriously? More Vulnerabilities? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake... Right, listen up. Apparently, some "critical" zero-days have been discovered in CyberArk and HashiCorp password vaults. Yeah, password vaults. The one place...

GITEX GLOBAL 2025 - A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) GITEX GLOBAL 2025: Oh Joy. Another Fucking Conference. Right, so some people are planning a tech show in Dubai next year – GITEX GLOBAL 2025. Apparently it’s...

Ugh. Another Security Alert Summary. Seriously? More Malware Bullshit. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some chuckleheads are pushing a new loader called FallenAngel. It's a .NET thing, because *of course* it is – gotta...

SonicWall's Latest Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Read) Seriously? *Another* SonicWall Thing? Oh, joy. It seems our friends at SonicWall are once again dealing with a potential zero-day vulnerability in...

Ugh. Another 'Feature'. Seriously? A *Daily Trends Report*?! Oh joy. As if we don't have enough noise in our lives, SANS ISC is now churning out a "Daily Trends Report." Apparently, someone decided that summarizing what malware...

Chrome Enterprise? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Thing To Manage. Right, so Google's Chrome is apparently not just a browser anymore. Shocking. This article basically whines about how Chrome Enterprise has become this sprawling...

Ugh. Seriously? Another Day, Another Fucking Mess – TikTok Shops are a Disaster Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute morons have registered 15,000 fake domains mimicking TikTok Shop. FIFTEEN THOUSAND. And what...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? *This* Again?! Right, so some chuckleheads are abusing SharePoint Online's "download web page" feature to snag machine keys from unsuspecting systems. Apparently, if you let users save webpages...

Seriously?! Misconfigs Aren't Vulnerabilities? Oh, For F\*ck’s Sake… Misconfigurations. Still. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some so-called "experts" are whining that calling misconfigured systems...

SOC Chaos? Seriously? Oh, Great. Another Article About Fixing What Idiots Broke. Right, so apparently a bunch of CISOs (Chief Information Security Officers – as if they actually do anything) are finally realizing their Security...