Category: Security

Ugh, Another One Seriously? 'Elephant'? More Like a Pain in the Ass. Right, so some researchers are flapping their gums about this "Mysterious Elephant" group. Apparently, they're not even *trying* to be original anymore....

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Ugh, Another Hack...Seriously? TA585's "MonsterV2" – Because Apparently Regular Malware Wasn't Annoying Enough Right, so some researchers (because *someone* has to do the work I guess) dug up more crap from this TA585 group....

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? You Need *Me* To Tell You This? Right, so some 'researchers' (read: people who point AI at things and get surprised) used Large Language Models – LLMs, for the uninitiated, because...

Seriously?! More Package Shenanigans Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Some absolute morons – developers, naturally – managed to sneak malicious code into a bunch of npm, PyPI (Python’s package thingy), and...

Seriously? Another Android Screwup Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: "Pixnapping" on Android. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some 'security researchers' (read: people who point out the gaping holes left by incompetent...

RMPocalypse - Seriously? RMPocalypse: Another Fucking Security Clusterfuck, Courtesy of AMD Oh joy. More security "research." Apparently, some bright sparks have figured out how to completely bollocks up AMD's Secure Encrypted...

Ugh, Another Security Article Seriously? You Need *This* Explained? Right, so some "experts" are whining that just knowing you're being attacked isn’t enough anymore. Shocking, I know. This article basically says threat hunting...

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Chinese Hackers & ArcGIS. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently some Chinese-backed hacking group – because of course it’s them – have been using Esri’s ArcGIS Server...

Ugh, Another Month, Another Pile of Microsoft Shite Seriously? More Patches?! Right, so Microsoft decided October wasn't peaceful enough and dumped a whole heap of security updates on us the 14th. Like we don’t have *anything*...