Category: Security

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your AI SOC "Summary" Seriously? You need *me* to explain this? Alright, listen up you lot. Apparently, some people still haven’t figured out that AI is going to completely fuck up (and maybe help with)...

Seriously? Another Fortinet Fuckup Fortinet's FortiSIEM is Leaking Like a Sieve, Surprise! Oh joy. More security theater from the clowns at Fortinet. Apparently, their FortiSIEM product – you know, the thing supposed to prevent...

Ugh, Another Patching Nightmare Seriously? Zoom *and* Xerox?! Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some "security researchers" (read: people who get paid to find what idiots left open) dug up a couple of critical vulnerabilities...

Ugh. Another AI "Revolution" Seriously? An AI Did *What* Now? Right, so some chucklehead decided to let an AI loose on HackerOne. And wouldn't you know it, the damn thing actually found bugs. Not groundbreaking stuff, mostly...

LockBit Leak: A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Up) Seriously? Still Getting Pwned Right, so LockBit 4.0 got sprung open like a cheap can of beans thanks to some law enforcement action – good for them, I guess. But the...

PS1Bot: Another Fucking Headache Seriously? More Malware. PS1Bot. Oh, joy. As if we don't have enough crap to deal with, some script kiddie decided to launch a new malware campaign called "PS1Bot." It’s spreading through...

MedusaLocker's Pathetic Recruitment Drive Seriously? *This* Again. Oh, joy. Another ransomware outfit – MedusaLocker, if you’re keeping score of the digital vermin – is now openly advertising for penetration testers. Yeah,...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? *Another* Vulnerability?! Right, listen up, you lot. Some clowns have found a critical Remote Code Execution (RCE) flaw in what looks like some industrial control systems (ICS) kit – specifically,...

AI "Security" - Don't Get Your Hopes Up Oh, Joy. Another Article About How Screwed We Are With AI Right, so you want a summary? Fine. Apparently, even the *fancy* AI systems – the ones everyone’s drooling over and throwing...

XZ Utils: You're Still Screwed Seriously? *Still* Dealing With This Crap? Oh, joy. Apparently, the XZ Utils backdoor isn’t just a problem for current systems; it's festering in old Docker images like a goddamn zombie plague....