Category: Security

Cisco’s Zero-Day Dumpster Fire: Another Day, Another Breach Oh bloody fantastic. Cisco – yes, *that* networking giant that sells gear priced like it’s spun from unicorn hair – just plugged yet another gaping security hole...

China-Linked Hackers Play Whack-a-Mole with Sitecore Zero-Day – Because Why the Hell Not? Oh bloody fantastic, another day, another pack of state-sponsored cyber-ghosts sticking their greasy fingers into someone’s digital...

LOTUSLITE Backdoor – Because Apparently Cyber-Spying Never Takes a Bloody Day Off Right, gather ‘round you magnificent digital disasters. Some sneaky cyber-arseholes, allegedly the charming folks from the Chinese APT31 gang...

Your Digital Footprint Can Lead Right to Your Front Door Well, color me unsurprised — yet another bunch of brain-meltingly obvious news for anyone with half a functioning synapse. The article basically screams “hey, idiots,...

AI Cuts Cyber Forensics Time – Because Humans Are Too Damn Slow So, apparently, the clever bastards at some security outfit have finally realized that letting humans dig through logs for weeks after a cyber attack is about as...

Five Bloody Chrome Extensions Out to Wreck Your Day Well, isn’t this just fucking delightful? Turns out some cyber-scumbags have cooked up *five* malicious Chrome extensions pretending to be all “helpful” and “official”...

CISOs Finally Get a Damn Seat at the Big Kids’ Table Well, it’s about bloody time. After years of being treated like the annoying cousin who won’t leave the server room, CISOs have finally dragged their security-obsessed...

GootLoader Malware: The Digital Equivalent of a Dumpster Full of Steaming Crap Oh, bloody fantastic. Just when the cybersecurity world thought it had seen every possible way some scumbag could wrap malware in digital tinfoil, the...

RSAC 2026: Yet Another Parade of Cybersecurity Panic and Buzzword Bingo Oh joy, it’s that time again — the annual *“we’re all screwed unless you buy our overhyped solution”* extravaganza known as RSAC 2026. The grand...

Another Glorious Clusterfuck: Palo Alto’s GlobalProtect DoS Disaster Ah, fantastic. Yet another “world‑class” vendor faceplanting into the pavement. Palo Alto Networks, bless their security‑flavored souls, just patched...