Category: Security

Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Another* Chinese Hackers?! Right, so listen up. Some new bunch of clowns calling themselves "Phantom Taurus" – original name, I know – are poking around government networks. Surprise, surprise,...

Ugh, Another Fucking Security Flaw Seriously? $50 is All It Takes. Right, listen up you lot. Some researchers – because apparently they have *nothing* better to do – figured out a way to completely bypass Intel and AMD's...

VMware? Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. Another One. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some Chinese state-sponsored actors – because *of course* it’s them – were poking around in a zero-day vulnerability in VMware ESXi...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? 'Klopatra'? What the actual fuck. Right, so some lazy-ass malware author cooked up a Trojan they're calling "Klopatra" – because originality is *clearly* dead. It’s an info stealer targeting...

Ugh, Another Chinese Hack Group Seriously? More of *This* Shit. Okay, fine. You want a summary? Here's your goddamn summary. Some new China-backed APT group – they’re calling it “UNC4194” because apparently naming things...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Ugh. Another Security "Event" Summary Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap? Fine, whatever. Apparently, some people need to be told how the bad guys actually work. Like it's not obvious. The gist of this Dark Reading...

Ugh, Seriously? Another Fucking Supply Chain Mess - You're All Doomed Right, listen up. Some idiot managed to sneak a malicious package – called 'postmark-mcp' – into the Python Package Index (PyPI). It’s basically a fake...

Seriously?! Another Fucking Problem Microsoft Flags AI-Driven Phishing: You're All Doomed. Oh, joy. As if we didn’t have enough to deal with. Microsoft is whining about how these goddamn Large Language Models (LLMs) are now...

AI in SOC? Don't Get Your Hopes Up (Probably) The State of AI in the SOC: A Summary – Because Apparently Humans Can’t Do This Anymore Right, so some 'research firm' wasted perfectly good electricity studying how AI is doing...