Category: Security

COLDRIVER? Seriously? Another Fucking Malware Strain, Great. Oh joy, another one. Apparently, some new piece of crap called COLDRIVER has decided to join the party with the BO team and Bearlyfy – because *obviously* Russia...

Ugh. Another Security Clusterfuck Brewing Seriously? The *World Cup* Now Needs Cybersecurity? Right, so apparently letting a bunch of people kick a ball around the field isn't enough anymore. They need to worry about cyberattacks...

Ugh, Another Fucking Day Seriously? Iranian Hackers and SSL Certificates… Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Some Iranian-backed clowns – APT35, aka Phosphorus, Charming Kitten, whatever the hell...

Ugh, Another Day, Another Hack Seriously? More Phishing Bullshit Right, so some "researchers" (probably bored grad students) have found yet another way for idiots to get owned. Apparently, attackers are using malicious SVG images...

Volvo's Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently They Can't Handle Security) Seriously? Volvo. Oh, joy. Another ransomware attack. This time it’s not *directly* on Volvo, because apparently direct responsibility is too much to ask...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Ugh. Another Security "Event" Summary Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This? Fine, whatever. Apparently, some people need to be told how the goddamn bad guys work. The article – and I use that term loosely – details a...

Seriously? Another Week, Another Pile of Sh*t Oh joy. It's Thursday, which means another ISC Stormcast summary because apparently *someone* has to keep track of all the digital dumpster fires. Fine. Here’s what you need to...

Ugh, Another Cisco SNAFU Seriously? *Another* Cisco Problem. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Cisco's IOS software has a vulnerability in its Simple Network Management Protocol (SNMP) implementation. Shocking, I know. It’s...

Seriously?! More Supply Chain Bullshit Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Some absolute morons have been downloading dodgy Rust crates – packages of code people share, because apparently writing your *own*...