Category: Security

Cisco's Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Handle It) Oh, *Great*. Another Cisco Fuck-Up. Right, listen up, you lot. Because some of you are clearly incapable of keeping your networks secure without hand-holding....

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Chinese Hackers *Again* Right, so listen up. Some Chinese APT group – they're calling them "Brickstorm" because originality is clearly dead – are shoving backdoors onto edge devices. Yeah, you...

Cisco? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. More Cisco Shite. Right, so apparently Cisco's firewalls and IOS are riddled with zero-days. Not one, not two, but a whole clusterfuck of them. Like they haven’t had enough time to get their...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Ugh. Another Security "Event" Summary Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap? Fine, whatever. Apparently, some people need to be told how the bad guys actually work. Like it's not obvious. The gist of this Dark Reading...

Ugh. Another Security Update. Seriously? More Bullshit. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some clowns are exploiting a vulnerability in Ivanti Connect Secure and Policy Secure gateways – specifically versions 21.x and 22.x....

Seriously?! Another Fucking Zero-Day Oh, Joy. More State-Sponsored Bullshit. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some state-sponsored chuckleheads – the article doesn't even bother naming *which* ones, because honestly,...

Pandoc? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Pandoc is a Mess Right, listen up. Some clowns are exploiting a vulnerability – CVE-2025-51591 – in Pandoc. Pandoc! The document converter? Yeah, that one. Apparently, if you...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? NPM Packages *Again*?! Right, listen up. Some absolute geniuses (and I use that term with the maximum amount of disdain) have figured out a way to hide malware in NPM packages using steganography....

Talos IR: A Summary (Because You Probably Screwed Up) So, You Messed Up. Now What? - Talos IR Explained Right, let's get this straight. You clicked something you shouldn’t have, ignored warnings, or generally ran your network...