Category: Security

Seriously? Another SAP Screw-Up Oh, Joy. Hackers are at it Again. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some script kiddies – and let's be real, anyone exploiting this is a script kiddy – have found a hole in SAP’s...

Seriously? Another Fucking Headline About Scattered Spider Oh, Joy. More Scattered Spider Bullshit Right, so the US government *finally* managed to slap cuffs on a few members of that godforsaken "Scattered Spider" crew –...

Seriously? Another Day, Another Pile of Sh*t Oh joy. It's Wednesday, July 30th, 2025 and the internet is still a flaming dumpster fire. According to ISC Stormcast (because *someone* has to keep track of this garbage), we’re...

Silk Typhoon: Another Fucking Headache Seriously? More Chinese Shit Oh, joy. As if we didn't have enough problems, some Chinese firms – specifically, those delightful people at Hubei Guangdian New Technology and others – are...

Talos at Black Hat? Ugh. Seriously? Another Security Conference. Right, so Cisco Talos is deigning to show their faces at Black Hat 2025. Big fucking deal. Apparently, they're going to be flapping their gums about a bunch of...

Google's Latest Clusterfuck: A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Figure It Out Yourself) Oh, Joy. Another Google "Innovation." Right, so Google’s launched something called “Database Security Compliance” – DBSC for...

Pillar? Seriously? Oh, *Great*. Another "AI Security Platform" Right. So some company called Pillar thinks they’ve reinvented the wheel – this time with “AI.” Apparently, their platform, which they're desperately trying...

Ugh, Apple's Mess Again Seriously? Another Apple Screw-Up Right, listen up. Apparently, Apple’s Safari browser had a vulnerability – shocker, I know. Some memory corruption bullshit in WebKit that could let attackers run...

Dahua Cameras? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Dahua Cameras Are Still A Disaster Right, listen up. Some "security researchers" (read: people who point out the blindingly obvious) have found a whole heap of...

Seriously?! Another Fucking Security Mess Oh, Joy. More Bullshit. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, using ChatGPT and other Large Language Models (LLMs) isn't safe enough already? Shocking. Researchers have found that...