Category: Security

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? Vane Viper and Fucking Ad Networks Right, listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Some chuckleheads calling themselves "Vane Viper" – original name, right? – are apparently using the...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Another* Supply Chain Attack. Right, so some chuckleheads have unleashed a self-replicating worm – they're calling it "Shai-hulud" because apparently naming malware after giant sandworms is clever...

Seriously? Another One? Oh, Joy. More Kubernetes Bullshit. Right, so some "security researchers" (read: people who poke at things until they break and then demand attention) found a couple of *critical* vulnerabilities in Chaos...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? AI "Pen Testing" Now. Right, so some idiot decided it was a *good* idea to release an AI-powered pen testing tool called 'Villager'. It basically lets anyone – and I mean anyone – generate payloads...

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: HiddenGh0st is STILL at it. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently some Chinese-backed (surprise, surprise) operation – they’re calling it HiddenGh0st, original name I know...

Seriously? Another Fucking Problem With AI Oh, Joy. More AI Bullshit. Right, so you thought letting an AI write your code was a good idea? You naive twit. This article details how researchers have found a way to utterly *screw*...

Ugh, Another Week of Security Sh*tshow Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap? Fine. Look, the world's still burning down, only now it’s with slightly smarter fire. Apparently, some script kiddies are slapping AI onto...

Ugh, Another List of Things To Worry About Seriously? More Browser Bullshit. Right, so some "security experts" (read: people who state the obvious for money) have compiled a list of six browser-based attacks you *need* to be...

Resilient IT? Seriously? Oh, *Now* You Want Resilience? Right. So, after decades of slapping bandaids on horribly insecure systems, these chuckleheads are finally realizing they should have thought about resilience from the...

Seriously?! Another One... Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake: Mustang Panda's At It Again Right, listen up. Because apparently some people *still* need to be told this shit. The APT group Mustang Panda – yeah, the ones who clearly...