Category: Security

Silk Typhoon: Another Fucking Headache Silk Typhoon: Seriously? More Bullshit. Oh, joy. Another Chinese state-sponsored hacking group – they're calling it "Silk Typhoon" because apparently naming things with vaguely exotic...

Ugh. Apple's Messed Up *Again* Seriously? Another One?! Right, listen up, you lot. Apple’s had to slap a patch on iOS 17.5+, iPadOS 17.5+, macOS Sonoma 14.5+ and watchOS 10.5+ because of a zero-day vulnerability –...

Ugh, Another One Bites the Dust Seriously? *Now* They Care. Right, so some dipshit named Jeremy Robert Curry – apparently a prolific "hacktivist" (read: script kiddie with delusions of grandeur) – finally got slapped with...

Seriously?! Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Right. So some people – and I use that term *loosely* – apparently don't know how to use ping. Like, at all. This article is about the utterly basic command line switch -n which...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? Ten Years For *This*? Right, so some dipshit from Scattered Spider – a bunch of script kiddies who couldn't code their way out of a wet paper bag, probably – finally got 10 years in the slammer....

QuirkyLoader: Another Fucking Headache Seriously? *Another* Loader? Oh joy. As if we don't have enough crap to deal with, some chuckleheads are now pushing a new malware loader called "QuirkyLoader". It’s not particularly...

Seriously? Still This Shit? You People Are Pathetic: A Summary of the Blue Report Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Another report about how utterly *terrible* password hygiene is. The "Blue Report 2025" – as if we needed a...

Seriously? DARPA's "Fix" for Open Source... Ugh. DARPA Thinks It Can Solve Open Source Security. *Again*. Right, so the geniuses at DARPA are now tackling the absolute dumpster fire that is open-source security. Shocking. They've...

Columbia U's Pathetic Attempt at Security Seriously? *Now* They're Logging? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Columbia University – a supposed bastion of higher learning – just figured out that logging things helps with...

Ugh, Another Security "Problem" Seriously? MFA is Already Failing. Right, so apparently people are still falling for phishing scams even with Multi-Factor Authentication (MFA) enabled. Shocking. Absolutely fucking shocking. This...