Category: Security

UAT-7237: Another Fucking Headache UAT-7237: Seriously? More of *this* shit. Right, listen up. Some lowlife group calling themselves UAT-7237 – because apparently original names are too hard – is going after Taiwanese web...

Seriously? Oh, *Now* They Care? Right. So the US Treasury is just now slapping sanctions on Garantex and Grinex – two crypto exchanges – because they apparently facilitated over $100 million in ransomware payments. $100...

Ugh, Another "Important" Article Seriously? Zero Trust and AI... Like We Didn't See This Coming. Right, so some 'experts' have noticed that letting AI agents loose on your network without a *shred* of control is a spectacularly...

Seriously? Water Treatment Plants...Again? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake. More Water Plants. Right, so apparently some script kiddies – and Norway & Poland are pointing fingers directly at Russia (surprise, surprise) – have...

Ugh, Another "Communication Problem" Article Seriously? You Need *Help* Talking To Each Other? Right, so apparently grown-ass adults in cybersecurity can't just... talk to each other. This article whines about how technical...

Colt Got Pwned, Shocker Seriously? Colt Telecommunications Had a *Cyber Incident* Oh, joy. Another one. Apparently, Colt Telecommunications is having a bad time after some "unauthorised access" to its systems back in October....

Ugh, Another Breach Seriously? Taiwan Got Pwned. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Some Chinese state-sponsored clowns – they're calling themselves UAT-7237, original name I know – have been poking around Taiwanese web...

Seriously? Another One? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. Brokerage Account Phishing. Again. Right, listen up, you absolute muppets. Apparently, some lowlifes are now going after brokerage accounts via SMS phishing – because email was...

Crypto24: Another Fucking Headache Seriously? *Another* Ransomware Variant? Oh, joy. As if we didn't have enough problems, some clowns are pushing a new ransomware strain called Crypto24. What makes this special? It actively...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? More Security Theater. Right, so RealDefense – who I'm assuming are just *thrilled* to be existing – has launched a pathetic $10 million fund. What for, you ask? To bribe OEMs into slapping their...