Category: Security

Security "Lessons" - Ugh. Seriously? Another Security Article. Right, so some people apparently needed a *hand-holding guide* to figure out that security should be tied to what actually makes money for the company. Shocking....

Ugh, Another Week of Security Sh*tshow Seriously? This is News? Right, so apparently people are still falling for crap. Let me break down this week's parade of incompetence, because SOMEONE has to. First off, there’s a "BadCam"...

Ugh. Another Fucking Security Mess. Seriously? More Shit to Deal With. Right, so some "researchers" (read: people who get paid to state the obvious) noticed a spike in remote code execution (RCE) exploits targeting Erlang/OTP SSH...

Secure AI: Another Fucking Buzzword Oh, Great. *Now* Everyone Wants to Talk About AI Security Right, so apparently everyone's lost their minds over this "AI" thing and now they need people to secure it. Shocking. The article...

Seriously? Another Fucking Mess You Want Security? You Get What You Pay For (Which Is Jack Shit) Oh, joy. More industrial control systems riddled with vulnerabilities because some dipshits thought "security through obscurity" was...

Ugh, Seriously? Another Fucking Day, Another Security Mess Right, so listen up. Some "researchers" (read: people who should have been looking at this *years* ago) found a bunch of flaws in TETRA radio encryption. TETRA, for those...

GPT-5? More Like GPT-Pathetic. Seriously?! Another "Jailbreak" Already? Oh, for the love of all that is holy... or unholy, given the subject matter. Apparently, some script kiddies – and I use that term *generously* – managed...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, some bozos are still finding holes in stuff. This week's "Infocon" is all about a green-level...

Seriously? This Again. Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake. Right, so apparently the clowns over at REvil – yeah, those REvil, the ransomware mob that caused a shitstorm with the Kaseya attack in 2021 – are now claiming the Russian...

BlackSuit? More Like Black *Sit* - A Summary (Because I Have To) Seriously, Another One? Ugh. Fine. Apparently, some clowns calling themselves "BlackSuit" – original name, right? – got their infrastructure smacked down by a...