Category: Security

Seriously? Another Week, Another Pile of Crap Oh joy. It's Friday, which means I have to sift through the digital refuse and tell *you* what you should already be blocking. Apparently, some chucklehead is pushing a new campaign...

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: GreedyBear and the Extension Clusterfuck Right. So some script kiddie calling themselves "GreedyBear" – original name, genius – managed to pilfer a million bucks in...

Seriously?! Another One... TeaOnHer is a Fucking Disaster. You've Been Warned. Oh, for the love of all that is holy... another data scraping bot. This one’s called TeaOnHer and it's basically just a goddamn mirror of the Tea...

Seriously?! Another Breach? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake... More Leaked Credentials. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, the number of compromised credentials being flogged around is up a whopping 160% this year. One hundred and sixty...

Seriously?! Another Package Supply Chain Mess Oh, *Now* They Care: RubyGems & PyPI Got Pwned. Again. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, some script kiddies (or worse, actual professionals – the thought!) managed to sneak...

Ugh, Another Crypto Mess Seriously? *Still* With This Shit? Alright, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some script kiddies – and probably a few state-sponsored actors, let's be real – are going after crypto smart contracts now....

CISO "Greatness" - Ugh. Seriously? Another Article About CISOs. Right, so apparently the world needs another think piece on what makes a Chief Information Security Officer “great.” As if they weren’t already inflated enough...

Brazilian Phishing? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Another Phishing Thing Right, listen up. Apparently, some script kiddies in Brazil are using AI – AI! – to make their phishing attempts more convincing. Shocking, I...

Columbia U? More Like Columbia *Screw* Up Seriously, Another One?! Columbia University Got Pwned. Oh joy. Let me tell you about the latest spectacular failure of basic security over at Columbia University. Apparently, some...

Allianz Life Got Pwned - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Read) Seriously? *Another* One? Allianz Life, FFS. Right, listen up, you lot. Allianz Life – yeah, the insurance company – had a data breach. Shocking, I know....