Category: Security

Ugh, Another Doom & Gloom Report Seriously? The US is Turning Into a Fucking Dictatorship (Apparently) Right, so some guy named Ron Deibert – founder of Citizen Lab, which mostly just finds spyware everyone already kinda knew...

Ugh, More Crypto Bullshit Seriously? *Now* They Care About Crypto Laundry? Right, so the founders of Samourai Wallet – a crypto mixer that basically let scumbags wash their dirty digital money – finally copped a plea deal....

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? SocGholish is *still* a problem. Right, so some morons are still getting phished through legitimate-looking ad tools. Apparently, these "tools" – and I use that term loosely because anyone using...

Ugh, Another Cloud Screwup Seriously? Amazon ECS is a Mess. Right, so some "researchers" (read: people who actually bother to *look* at code) found a gaping hole in Amazon Elastic Container Service (ECS). Basically, if you're...

Air France-KLM: Another Fucking Data Breach Seriously? Air France-KLM Got Hacked. Again. Oh, joy. More incompetence. Apparently, Air France-KLM is telling people their data might be compromised after a breach. What a shocker....

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Malware Bullshit Right, so listen up. Apparently, some clowns are pushing a new piece of malware they're calling "GreenInfocon" or something equally...

GITEX GLOBAL 2025 - Ugh, Fine. GITEX GLOBAL 2025: A Summary (Because I *Have* To) Right. So apparently a bunch of tech bros are gathering in Dubai again next year for GITEX GLOBAL. It's basically a massive trade show, alright?...

Twine Security? Seriously? Oh, *Another* Cybersecurity Startup. Fantastic. Right, so some company called Twine Security thinks they've solved the "execution gap" in cybersecurity. What a shocker. Apparently, people aren’t...

Seriously? Another Article About This? Oh, Joy. More VC Nonsense. Right, so some bootstrapped founders are whining about whether or not to sell their souls – I mean, *take* venture capital. Apparently, building a company slowly...

Seriously? Another Week, Another Pile of Sh*t Oh joy. It's Wednesday, which means another ISC Stormcast summary because apparently *someone* has to tell you what’s breaking on the internet. Fine. Here's the gist, and try not to...