Category: Security

Webinar Promises AI Will Fix Cloud Forensics, World Keeps Spinning Oh for fuck's sake. Another goddamn webinar about how AI is going to revolutionize cloud forensics and save SOC analysts from their miserable existence. The...

ClickFix and ModeloRAT: Because Users Are Still Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. The shitheads have evolved again. Now they've figured out they can weaponize nslookup - that dusty old DNS...

Shields Up? More Like Bullshit Umbrella Deployed. So some wankers at Dark Reading decided to host another circle-jerk virtual event about "key technologies reshaping cybersecurity defenses" – which is corporate-speak for "let's...

Stormcast Summary: Because Apparently I Have Nothing Better To Do Oh, fucking wonderful. Another Monday morning, another batch of security diarrhea to wade through. The ISC Stormcast for February 16th, 2026—yes, you heard that...

Another Fucking Chrome Zero-Day - Because God Forbid You Update Voluntarily Jesus H. Christ on a unicycle. Just when I'd finished cleaning up the last digital disaster caused by some middle-manager who thinks "password123" is...

ZeroDayRAT: Because the Universe Hates Me And My Fucking Phone Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the mobile malware shitstorm couldn't get more diarrhetic, some basement-dwelling wankers have unleashed ZeroDayRAT upon us....

2026 64-Bit Malware "Trend": Time Travellers Confused As Criminals Finally Stop Catering To Digital Fossils Oh for fuck's sake, they're calling it a "trend" now? Like it's some hipster bullshit where malware authors are moving to...

Lithuania Holds "No Shit, Sherlock" Summit on AI-Driven Fraud Oh fantastic. Lithuania's best and brightest have finally crawled out of their server rooms and vodka cabinets to announce that—wait for it—AI is being used for...

Weekly Recap: Digital Shitshow Continues Unabated Oh look, another week of cheerful cybersecurity news to make you question why the fuck you even bother turning on your computer. Grab your coffee, your anxiety medication, and...

260K+ Chrome Users Discover That 'Free AI Magic' Actually Means 'Please Steal My Shit' Oh for fuck's sake. In today's episode of "Users Are Incompetent and Google Doesn't Care," we have 260,000+ Chrome-installing mouthbreathers...