Category: Security
‘BlackSanta’ EDR Killer Targets HR Workflows
BlackSanta? More Like Black-Fucking-Nightmare for Your Perimeter Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to leave HR alone with a computer that has fewer than three toolbars installed, some wanker calling...
KadNap Malware Infects 14,000+ Edge Devices to Power Stealth Proxy Botnet
KadNap Malware: Because 14,000 Edge Devices Weren't Shit Enough Already Oh, for the love of flying fuck. Just when you thought the internet couldn't get any more septic, some genius decides to slap together another half-baked IoT...
FortiGate Devices Exploited to Breach Networks and Steal Service Account Credentials
FortiGate Firewalls: Because Patching Is For Losers, Apparently Oh for fuck's sake. Not again. Just when I thought I could have a peaceful afternoon contemplating the heat death of the universe—preferably with a cup of coffee...
How to Stop AI Data Leaks: A Webinar Guide to Auditing Modern Agentic Workflows
Another F*cking Webinar About AI Data Leaks Because You Morons Can't Secure Anything Oh, look. It's 2026 and suddenly everyone and their gran is running "agentic workflows" that slurp up your customer database, credit card...
Microsoft Patch Tuesday March 2026, (Tue, Mar 10th)
Microsoft Patch Tuesday March 2026: Another Shitshow of Broken Dreams and Exchange Corpses Oh look, it's the second fucking Tuesday of March 2026, which means Saint Microsoft has descended from their cloud fortress to bless us...
Russian Threat Actor Sednit Resurfaces With Sophisticated Toolkit
Sednit's Back With New Toys, And I'm The One Who Has to Clean Up This Shit Jesus H. Christ on a unicycle. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the network logs, those fucking Russian script kiddies calling themselves...
How AI Assistants are Moving the Security Goalposts
How AI Assistants are Moving the Security Goalposts Straight Up Your Arse Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought your piss-poor security practices were borderline adequate, here come the AI assistants to shove the entire...
ISC Stormcast For Monday, March 9th, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9840, (Mon, Mar 9th)
Another Fucking Day, Another Fucking Podcast Oh for crying out loud. RSS feed 32776 just had to go and vomit into my aggregator, didn't it? Here I am, minding my own business and plotting the demise of lusers who can't remember...
Web Server Exploits and Mimikatz Used in Attacks Targeting Asian Critical Infrastructure
Web Server Exploits? In MY Critical Infrastructure? It's More Likely Than You Think Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. While I was busy contemplating whether to format the entire finance department's hard drives for breathing...