Category: Security

Mexican Government Discovers AI Isn't Just for Bullshit Chatbots Oh for fuck's sake. The Mexican government just figured out that AI isn't only good for generating pictures of cats wearing sombreros—it's also bloody brilliant...

Another Fucking Malware Campaign Because Users Can't Stop Clicking Shit Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought today couldn't get any more shitty, some wanker decided to unleash VOID#GEIST upon the world. And no, that's not some...

Oh Fucking Joy, The EU Discovered Cars Have Computers Great. Just fucking great. The bureaucratic mandarins in Brussels have finally pulled their heads out of their collective regulatory arses long enough to notice that modern...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Now the Script Kiddies Have AI Too Look, I didn't think my blood pressure could get any higher this week, but here we are. Those absolute bastards over at Transparent Tribe—that's the Pakistani APT group...

For Fuck's Sake: Now the North Koreans Are Using ChatGPT to Bullshit Their Way Into Your Network Oh, just what I needed today. Another steaming pile of cryptographic horseshit to process. Apparently, those North Korean APT...

Differentiating Between Targeted Intrusions and Automated Bullshit Oh look, another bloody security "professional" wringing their hands over whether those 50,000 failed SSH attempts are a "sophisticated threat actor" or just some...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, They Actually Did Something Useful (Or Did They?) So the FBI and Europol finally pulled their collective fingers out of their arses and seized LeakBase, that festering shithole of a forum where every...

Europol Finally Gets Off Its Arse and Kills Tycoon 2FA - About Bloody Time Oh, for fuck's sake. It took Europol and a bloody international coalition to take down a phishing service that was running around like a digital venereal...

APT28 Unleashes BadPaw and MeowMeow: Because Apparently 'Fancy Bear' Wasn't Cutesy Enough for Fucking Cyberwarfare Oh for fuck's sake. Look who decided to crawl out of the Kremlin's digital septic tank again. Yes, it's...