Category: Security

Another Bloody Monday Stormcast Oh for fuck's sake. It's Monday morning, I haven't even had my fourth cup of coffee yet, and already the SANS ISC is dropping another goddamn Stormcast on us. March 2nd, 2026—because apparently...

North Koreans Stuff NPM Full of Malicious Shit Because Developers Can't Stop Clicking Install Oh perfect. Just fucking perfect. While I was enjoying my third cup of coffee and contemplating whether to accidentally-on-purpose wipe...

Another Day, Another Shitshow: Google's Gemini Panel Gets Reamed by XSS Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the AI circus couldn't get more ridiculous, Google goes and proves they couldn't secure a wet paper bag with a...

APT28's Shiny New MSHTML 0-Day: Because Patch Tuesday is Just a Suggestion, Apparently Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my morning couldn't get any more septic, I find out those Russian twats at APT28 are balls-deep in...

Oh Lovely, Another Fucking Wireshark Update Great. Just what I needed on a Monday morning - another goddamn security patch to deploy because some code-jockey couldn't be arsed to bounds-check their packet dissectors. Wireshark...

RTF Files Hiding ZIPs: Because Malware Authors Are Cowardly Little Shits Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the universe couldn't possibly cram more stupidity into my already hemorrhaging inbox, the SANS crew goes and...

Oh Look, Another Fucking WAF to Save Your Incompetent SaaS Right, so apparently some arsehole thought it was a brilliant idea to build yet another SaaS platform without considering that the internet is crawling with bots thicker...

Weekly Security Recap: Yet Another Shitshow of Vendor Incompetence Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick. Another week, another barrel of digital sewage dumped on us by the brain-dead morons who call themselves "security...

Google Fixes What Isn't Broken With Quantum-Proof Certificate Bollocks Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought your browser couldn't get any more bloated, Google decides to piss about with Merkle Tree Certificates because...

Gemini Panel Gets Raped by Extensions: Another Day in Chrome's Security Shitshow Oh wonderful. Just fucking wonderful. Google decided that what the world really needed was yet another AI assistant bolted onto Chrome like a rusty...